Oompa Loompa Dick

When you masturbate after eating cheetos or doritos but forget to wash your hands first

Brad: Man i accidentally gave myself an oompa loompa dick after having a snack yesterday.

by Farfegneugen October 15, 2019

Oompa Loompa n'

An alternative term for Mexican circus music. Describes both the music and the action of listening to it.

Is derived from the oompa, oompa musical beat, inserted with various Mexican trumpets and the occasional "grito."

The beaners down the street are Oompa Loompa n' again. 5 shitty cars are parked on the lawn with fat ass women with half naked kids running around. I even saw Jorge in his wifebeater grilling fajita.

by NoBeans June 11, 2021

Oompa-Loompa

A short fat person with a wiggly ass.

Look at the Oompa-Loompa.

by FU February 13, 2004

Loomp

1. Someone who is a loomp. 2. Jooooohnson

1. Don't be such a loomp! 2. I almost loomped my pants!

by BigHippo14 January 18, 2019

Oompa Loompa Wheelbarrow

A variation of the amazing sexual position, while the man holds the girl's legs to his waist while she balances on her hands crab-walk style. The man then begins to thrust inside her and picks her up higher until she is almost upside down on top of her head, causing the blood to rush to her head and look like an Oompa Loompa.

We called it the Oompa Loompa Wheelbarrow since I had her upside down like a wheelbarrow but picked her up higher and all the blood rushed to her head. She looked like an Oompa Loompa doing a crab walk getting shagged.

by senor bb March 25, 2010

loophole

Something forgotten, and can be taken advantage of. Or be a disadvantage.

person 1: I found a loophole in spider solitary.
person 2: how?
person 1:I played all but 6 cards and i need 7 to use another deck.
person 2:what are you going to do?
person 1:I dunno..

by Commander Keen November 1, 2004

Oompa Loompa

My sister and donald trump

Me: ."Omg yooo u need your hair did green and i wouldnt tell if you were my sis or an oompa loompa!"

Her: "..."

by Thicky Nikki July 13, 2018