loaf

an incredibly dull person, can also
mean pathetic, loony, out of fashion,
silly, outrageously weird...derives
from the word 'penny loafers' which
are cruddy old people shoes that your
grandparents picked up a pair from the
drugstore.

Goddamn I'm dressed like a complete loaf
today!

by hotdogsforall February 21, 2009

Loaf

1. The Best.
2. Sex.

1. -Who's Loaf?
-He's the best.

2. -Yeast is constantly having sex. In your bread. Loaf = Sex.

by Broseph Sammich May 26, 2010

Loaf

Often related to guys with the name of Carl. Because they are loafy. A loaf is accustomed with bread. It is the style in which bread is baked.

Ex.1: I just made an excellent loaf of bread.

Ex.2: Look at Carl. Man, he's a loaf.

by beasty95 August 11, 2010

loaf

Feeling a granny up in the middle of the street

you just pulled a loaf! you scumbag!

by Legendface June 28, 2003

loaf

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

loaf

A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.

My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.

by fashullet April 30, 2005

Loaf

A Funny way of saying love.

I Fuckin loafted yeah!

by Habernathy March 22, 2007