Loaf

Money is called bread. So a loaf is a big stack of money.

I keep a loaf in my pocket

by Gfm Ev October 25, 2008

Loaf

Often related to guys with the name of Carl. Because they are loafy. A loaf is accustomed with bread. It is the style in which bread is baked.

Ex.1: I just made an excellent loaf of bread.

Ex.2: Look at Carl. Man, he's a loaf.

by beasty95 August 12, 2010

Loaf

1. The Best.
2. Sex.

1. -Who's Loaf?
-He's the best.

2. -Yeast is constantly having sex. In your bread. Loaf = Sex.

by Broseph Sammich May 26, 2010

loaf

Feeling a granny up in the middle of the street

you just pulled a loaf! you scumbag!

by Legendface June 28, 2003

loaf

1) A chunk of bread.
2) Cockney Rhyming Slang for head.
3) A linux distro.

1) "Dude, I'm going to the store to buy a loaf, want anything?"
2) "Dude, you've got a big loaf."
3) "Dude, I love L.O.A.F, Linux On A Floppy."

by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

loaf

A square boxlike pair of buttocks found mainly on middle age or elderly males.

My maths teacher wears really big trousers to hide his loaf.

by fashullet April 30, 2005

Loaf

A Funny way of saying love.

I Fuckin loafted yeah!

by Habernathy March 18, 2007