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left lane bandit

An inconsiderate fucktard who upon attaining the leftmost lane on an interstate will not get out of the lane to let faster traffic pass by. Such an individual typically believes that since they are doing the speed limit or slightly over, no one else should be able to go faster since they would be breaking the law.
Bill was driving like an eighty year old woman in the left lane. He had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Bandit.
by Pete Crapia May 5, 2006
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The Grinch’s left hand

The act of throwing up in your left hand and cumming in the same hand, mixing it together with your tongue and smacking your mom in the face with it.
Brian just gave his mom the grinch’s left hand!
WTF thats messed up!
by J Pup December 23, 2020
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LeFail James

The new name for the supposed 'Chosen one' who can't win big games. This 'next MJ' will only be compared to MJ because of his jersey number(23), stats, and awards. This is also the same guy that makes up excuses as a saftey net (see lebron's elbow).
Person 1: hey did you watch the cavs-celtics series?

Person 2: yea man the cavs shoulda won it all with the wealth of talent of the 2009-2010 cavs.

Person 1: yea too bad LeFail James can't play well in the clutch, you know on account of his 'injured elbow'....
by StringingTerror May 17, 2010
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left and right

A colorful term used in place of "everywhere", "all around", "all over" or "a plethora"; i.e. a lot.
I went fishing yesterday and nailled bass left and right.

Last night there were hotties in the club left and right.

I was in a highway pile up and was hit left and right.

We had a picnic on the beach and the seagulls were swarming us left and right.
by Tenacious Faulker August 21, 2009
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Urban Leftionary

A word that describes the leftist nature of the Urban Dictionary website. It points to the "leftist" political leanings on the site, whether by choice of the site and its administrators itself or by nature of the individuals who patron the site who post definitions with such leanings.

It is used to describe the phenomenon when you first open the Urban Dictionary website and see that all "words of the day" are disparagements against Republican or right-leaning public figures, complaints about voting, and traditional conservative sayings, among other things.

The reason this is the case is because it is the modus operandi of politically left-leaning individuals take to forums, social media, and any other online site that they can edit - such as Urban Dictionary, Wikipedia, or even Pintrest - to try and edit history or create a new history in which all information points the direction they want it to. For more information, read the book 1984 by George Orwell.
Person 1: Yo, I just visited Urban Dictionary and all of the current words of the day are stupid shit like "Trump Fluffer", "Trump Lung", "Voter Fatigue", "B.C.V.", and "Thoughts and Prayers".

Person 2: Yeah, that's Urban Leftionary making itself known.

Person 1: Why tho?

Person 2: Most likely because the people who patron the site are just leftists without any actual political clout, and this makes them angry. The goal of those on the political left is to create a regime in which people are shamed, ostracized, cancelled, or perhaps worse, over any idea, value, moral, tradition, or thought that could potentially be perceived as aggressive, racist, bigoted, homophobic, sexist, or hateful.

Person 1: But that don't make no sense doe... those definitions are connotatively hateful.

Person 2: Don't try to make any sense out of it, the left is the epitome of hypocrisy. It most often utilizes facism, hate speech, violence, and intolerance to achieve its goals.

Person 1: Sounds like they just want political and cultural power, and they no different.

Person 2: That's right. Most of them are impotent of any actual power, so they take to online forums and social media to band together as a group, because their ideas are generally useless and not based in reality unless other red-faced shouting people support them, upvote, like, or emoji them.

Person 1: Ahh, now I understand why Urban Leftionary is the way it is.
by My Diction is Reckless October 28, 2020
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left me on read

When on snapchat someone opens your snap and doesn't snap back
I can't believe you left me on read!!
by Sharkisha Misha July 8, 2017
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Leftarded

The state of being so far left-wing in ideology, it gives the impression person afflicted must be mentally handicapped - read: Retarded, to have such opinions.
She's so caught up in her ignorant, delusional ideology that facts and logic mean absolutely nothing to her. That moron is so pathetically leftarded.
by whatshitsme August 1, 2016
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