lackage

it is a combination of "lack of" and "shortage" which has a complaining and/or joking tone.

eg. there is a serious lackage of food here..

eg. what is with the lackage of hot guys here??

by jennypennyhadahat July 5, 2008

Lakaka

Lakaka is a flop striker who plays for one of the smallest club in England, Chelski fc, he costs around 100 Million Euro and currently has less league goals than Bukayo Saka

James: yo Eric you saw that Lakaka failed stepover last night? Shit was funny

Eric: dude, its Lakaka, that was probably his best stepover, LoL

by The flop slayer December 26, 2021

sri lanka

a country of short people with long names ruled by large men with large mustaches

sri lankans like to rename their airports

by mr. pj December 3, 2006

Lakara

One who is always right.

Lakara is always right.

by Soalex August 20, 2004

lackahumortosis

1. a person suffering from a bad sense of humor
2. a condition that prevents someone from finding humorous things funny
3. a general stick-in-the mud

I think he suffers from a bad case of lackahumortosis

by Egaladeist-TAZ December 8, 2009

Lackawanna Steamer

Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.

Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.

by Lackawanna Joe December 30, 2011

Lackabout

A lazy person who can't be bothered to participate in activities requiring any effort.

Engelbert: Man, where's Ja'Markus? Isn't he coming to the Del Tha Funky Homosapien concert with us?
Reginald: Naw, man. He's at home on the couch, being a no-good lackabout.

by Turmpycurmps April 9, 2013