lapper

a woman who likes women

Jessica may be attractive, Ed, but she's a lapper!

by mindy June 6, 2003

lapper

A lip of chewing tobacco.

You wanna pack a lapper on the way there?

by Josh Clark January 20, 2007

lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

Lappable

1.Able to comfortably place on one's lap.

Sarah:"well only if theres enough room in the car billy!"
Billy:"well your just about the only one who's lappable Sarah!"

by Billy Sheehan! March 3, 2008

Lappy-less

When someone is on there way to a library laptop-less, I.E they do not have a laptop on them.

"HEY BRO. NICE BOOKS you Lappy-less ?!"

or

"Lol look, he's using a computer terminal"

by vorcil May 5, 2010

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018