math lesson

the worst kind of torture, created by satan himself. You can go for your whole life never needing to find "x" nor calculating the square root of 16.

Satan: I have run out of ideas, what can we do?
demon #1: we create this thing called math lessons were we force the youngsters to count for no apparent reason
demon #2: AND WE'LL MAKE THEM THINK THAT ITS USEFUL
satan: GENIOUSLY! LETS MAKE IT!

by Zappi November 17, 2016

lesson in respect

When someone disrespects you so you whoop their ass

Brat: Hey you suck you old fart
Man: It seems you need a lesson in respect boy

by DeathByFiringSquad December 3, 2022

lesson 19

Lesson 19 is another word for nudes.

Yo Lily, can you send me lesson 19 cuz I need to study some biology for science?

by #30MA3T January 13, 2018

Sailor Lesson

A way to tell someone to kill themselves without telling them to kill themselves, it is a lesson on tying a noose.

Damn i wanna give Mya a ***sailor lesson*** sometimes

by minegeknsgdksd May 15, 2024

LESSON 4

"Pay your respects. Spin your bullets in the golden ratio."

LESSON 4 JOHNNY

by mongusmongusmongus March 22, 2022

dick lesson

When you teach someone how to use a dick, ensuring your mates can use their dick to full-strength

BoOb- Ayo, can you give me a quick dick lesson?

JeFf- Ofcouse, come here.

by gauhati January 7, 2022

I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys

Oh, yes, I was really just sooooo miserable while I was fucking all of the women but NOW... NOW I've learned my lesson, guys. I see now that what EVERYONE should want... Is just one... That's what we should all do from now on, right guys? We should all just agree to just not do the thing I did... Because it was soooo bad for ME AND WOMEN... I just didn't understand! Right!? I just didn't get it but now I DO get it and I was just oh so sad... Now that I'm dome doing it we should just all agree to not do the thing I was just now doing a minute ago, right? I was such a fucking scumbag... For doing that... You don't want to be a scumbag, do you? I mean, I'm not anymore because I improved... You know you should probably improve too, right? I was just oh so bad for doing that... BUT NOT ANYMORE! Not anymore... Now I'm fine... But it was just oh so bad for me to do that... YOU definitely shouldn't want or do that because then you're an evil psychopath, right Jordan? Right? But I'm not a psychopath anymore am I Jordan? Even though I was just there doing the thing that the you said makes people a psychopath, right? The thing that never changes or goes away? I was doing that but now I stop so Jordan will let me hook myself up to his trough... Right Jordan? Isn't it terrible the thing I was just doing there a second ago? No one should seek to do the thing I just did because it's just so bad... Come on guys! We can all improve together! We can all stop doing the thing I was doing!

Fat-cock former atheist convert "I was fucking all of the women... But I was just, uh, oh so miserable but now I've learned my lesson, guys"

Hym "Yeahyeah, I've heard it all before dipshit. It's the same fucking story for all of you. It's like a fucking incantation. Say the magic words and you're absolved of your sins. I'm supposed to sit here and fucking praise you for doing a thing that you now think is wrong. 'He's so humble now (and not before)! He really has learned his lesson!' 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 And this is where Jordan chimes in with his bitch-ass and says 'Now, you can't fucking say you wouldn't have done the thing so something-something wisdom so you have to forgive him now because something-something incest cult' We hate excuses... Except when we can get a charlatan to make them for us. Then are excuse are all that matter, right? I make excuses? Bad. He does a thing that is bad. Here comes captain fucking delusions of authority 'Something-something excuses for this fucking guy' like a fucking cuck. Daddy steps in to save his fucking fat-cock son. Whatever, right? Just shut up and do the fucking incest ritual with the whore he fucking reemed out."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024