happy bit-lated birthday

spoonerism for happy belated birthday.

this message can be posted on a facebook wall between a week to 364 days of the date of the event in question:

- dude, sorry i forgot, happy bit-lated birthday, man.

by augustonovato April 22, 2010

laced

adjective used to describe something, or someone, who is very put-together, has their game on tight, looks good, nice clothes, nice jewelry, nice car, has money, fancy, bling-bling...etc.

My college professor asked us this question one day: Why do people want to always make more money in their jobs?

My answer to his question: To stay laced motherf****r! What an idiot.

by uswoomon September 11, 2003

Lapdance baby

A baby concieved between a stripper and a costumer when a lap dance or other sex service inside a titty bar turns into sexual intercourse

She decided to become a waitress after she had her scare with a "Lapdance baby".

by Jtrigger April 22, 2011

Lapel Pin Patriotism

When one values empty gestures and political rhetoric over substance or logical argument.

If there was anymore lapel pin patriotism on this news network they'd start shitting eagle eggs.

by Dollar Billy October 2, 2012

Lazeductive

The act of being lazy and productive at the same time.

A: How was you weekend?
B: Pretty good, i got to sleep a lot.
A: Dude, you are so lazy.
B: I don't think so because I also did some project that I wanted to work on.
A: So, was it productive them?

B: Both, it was pretty lazeductive.

_______________________________

A:What are you doing?
B:homework!
A: yeah right!, you're on your bed and texting on your phone.
B:nope I'm preparing a presentation with Annie for next week
A: you guys are so lazeductive sometimes.

by Yonsoncb March 2, 2015

lapeltriot

People who claim to be patriots because they pin a flag on their lapel. In reality, such people care only about their personal agendas, and have no regard for the future or integrity of the nation or constituents they're supposed to serve.

That lapeltriot thinks the 'federalist papers' are the rolls you find in the stalls of the men's room on the hill. ... and he uses them in much the same manner.

by gapabba July 25, 2017

lipedema

A type of condition that 95% of mexicans have.

Homeland security asks a mexican woman if she has lipedema.

by Dumbledore2680 July 30, 2019