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keyboard turner

One who, during PvP in an MMORPG, turns their character to face their foe using their keyboard rather than their mouse. Due to the glacial speed of turning in this fashion, it will inevitably result in a severe beating from fleet-fingered, mouse-turning opponents. Used in WoW to describe those players who are completely lacking in PvP skills.
"I don't think that guy even landed a hit on me! Total keyboard turner!"
by Necrobadger February 4, 2008
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Keyboard Cat

An awesome cat with the ability to play the keyboard. Often put at the end of a video of someone failing at something and getting hurt; with the title "play him/her off, keyboard cat"
Some keyboard cat videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEOZfNl7kmI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAepgZ5iM5k&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jc0lYe-i6wE&feature=related
by CandleJack1104 April 18, 2009
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Keyboard Demon

A small evil creature that exists in keyboards that have compromised their souls. The demons cause incorrect keys to be typed. Very similar to the typo, except that the error caused by a keyboard demon is not the typist's fault.
Damnit, I hate these keyboard demons. They make me misspell everything.
by DoctorTony April 17, 2005
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Keyboard Empowerment

A sense of worth and authority that can only be gained by sitting behind a keyboard for countless hours blogging or commenting on forum threads. Typically reserved for individuals who feel as if they are well versed in the political or religious fields but in reality are more ignorant than the average human. Also accompanied by a general worthlessness in their real life. This is most commonly seen in younger individuals who have poor social skills and are void of any athletic or scholastic talent.
Guy 1: "Fuck all you noobs out there! When slavery finally comes back I hope you all get put into it! Haxorz 4 lyfe!!

Guy 2: "Wow, this is ridiculous. You're sense of keyboard empowerment has gotten out of hand"
by John Coktoastin October 13, 2009
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Keyboard warrior

A bunch of worthless idiots who think they are safe behind that screen but when you confront them they act different and beg you not to cut their throat.
by Punjabi power September 2, 2020
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keyboard

1.the only thing, besides your penis, that's in your hands right now.
2. apparently it is a weapon (see the movie WANTED)
oh bro could you hold my keyboard for me? no, not that the other thing.
by ZBreezy June 28, 2009
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Keyboard Klansman

n: The loser, with a surplus of time on his hands, that clicks on YouTube links just so he can leave a racist rant in the comments section.

This individual is usually hard to identify/locate, since he chooses to express his bad-ass, pseudo-nazi rhetoric from the safety of his super-secret Racist Loser Batcave.

The rants of these losers are easily identified by misspelled words, lack of punctuation, and overusage of profanity.
ex 1: In the news today: Jimbo Johnson, aka niggerhayter1981, was severely beaten after several members of the G.W. Bush High School basketball team uncovered the true identity of the elusive keyboard klansman.
He will be missed.

ex 2: "Dang-Gone!! another McDonald's application denied! ...and it's all cuzza them dang Mexicans!! Looks like a job for the Keyboard Klansman... I'll show 'em!"
by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009
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