jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 24, 2010

staffie juice

A mysterious substance brewed by the Staffies of the NYSF, allowing them to sustain high levels of energy for chanting, dancing, thrusting and general awesomeness.

Person 1: Where were you last night?
Person 2: Brewing staffie juice, check your program.

by berinda55 March 8, 2012

Dotin Juice

A liquid that is released when there is pressure applied to the lower region of the kneecap.

Aw man, who let out this pile of Dotin Juice?

by get the rope February 12, 2015

Hooch juice

The fishy slime drooling from the flaps of the woman who has just been spat on and viciously flogged with a meaty langer. Sticky in touch, mawky in scent. Hooch juice is often used as a spread for bread in the Middle East origin. Filthy to munch but those boys over there are filthy fuckers anyway.

"Did he collect her hooch juice ?"

"Yeah he spat on her and made shit out of her cunt"

by Rat_Face_Cunt July 30, 2017

cooter juice

A class of deer scents created and formulated by Nelson Creek Outdoors

The cooter juice scent brought in a very nice buck.

by The Big Buck Hunter April 14, 2022

Fruit Juice

when a man pees inside a woman's vagina or a man's asshole while having intercourse

I would've told him what kind of fruit juice I liked, but I didn't realize he liked that kind of fruit juice.

by cakepop1 February 28, 2017

Mardi Gras Juice

n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.

Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.

That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.

by The Slow Kid July 8, 2006