Stool Jouster

Someone who gives anal

That guys a total stool jouster

by The Mastinter April 26, 2015

Reverse Jousting

Reverse Jousting is when you make a double-sided noose laced with razorblades and sprint away from one another as fast as you can. The winner is whoever dies first.

1. My friend and I both lost our jobs, so we're going reverse jousting.
2. Unbeknownst to her. my ex wife and I will be reverse jousting at the signing of our divorce papers.

by Riven Main 420 June 21, 2017

Mud Jousting

The male equivalent of scissoring, except instead of rubbing reproductive organs they rub/scissor each others assholes and sometimes balls. The joust begins when their dicks start clashing.

J: Hey A, let's go get our halter top chainmail and knight's helmet and start Mud Jousting.
A: Fuck bud, that sounds hella fun.
C: Can I join guys?
J: Aren't you always broken?

by MuddyBoy May 28, 2022

Joustable

1.Adj. Something that can be used to Joust with.

2. Something that is as good as the experience of finding a joustable object

3. Anything positive.

1. Guy 1: "Hey, that tree is very Joustable."
Guy 2: "Then Let us joust."

2. "That movie was Joustable."

3. "Joustable!"

by Joustable Jeff January 23, 2009

woe jousting

Conversational form, in which the participants compete to see who has experienced the most extreme sadness and misery.

The new acquaintances were woe jousting over a beer.

by Daniel Pearson August 12, 2005

colon jouster

The act of gay butt sex !

That guy is a colon jouster. Really he's gay ?!

by studstewe November 22, 2010

Ghetto Jousting

Ghetto Jousting, a euphemism for "drive by shooting". A man drives in his car, and approaches his rival. He rolls down the window, if he shoots his target, kills him, and drives away, he wins the joust. If the target were to survive, he must drive to his target, roll down his window, and shoot him, whoever kills his target first, wins the joust.

Marty did some Ghetto Jousting against Tyrone.

by MatBarne November 22, 2011