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jonkel

A big fat joint. It's a Dutch term but also used outside the Netherlands. Because it sounds so Dutch, it's a pretty popular word among hardcore tokers.
Man, that's one stuffed jonkel you have there. Filled with some crazy ass Netherweed.
by Dick_H July 18, 2005
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Jongoled

1. To be very fucked up on marijuana.
2. Can also be subsituted in sentence with getting high (getting jongoled)
1. Damnnnnnn bro this fucking weed has got me mad JONGOLED.
2. You lets go to my basement and get JONGOLED.
by Takahashi Goldtooth April 7, 2005
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jono

1. jono: n, one who regularly consumes drugs (legal or no) in bacchanalian quantities in lieu of social activity
2. jono: v, to smoke up in amounts or ways that lead to one of the following: a) sex, b) public embarrasment or c) arrest
3. jono: v, to draw a picture while highly intoxicated
1. J: Man, i was a full jono last nite
Q: Yeah fucken right man
2. B: I fully jonoed last nite, she was hot though
C: Who, the girl, the cop or the old lady?
B: Shut your asstrap assface
3. L: Did you see jono jono just before he jonoed? that fucken jono.
by marshall banana June 12, 2004
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Jockoly

A metaphor commonly used to symbolize an obese ape-like creature/unknown being by ridiculing his fatty childhood.

(Instead of saying, "Dude, that kid spend his lunch money on Twinkies in the 2nd grade all the way to freshman year college." Just say Jockoly.)
Tom: Dude, see that kid?
Shawn: Maybe if I wasn't so stoned.
Tom: He's such a jockoly.
Shawn: So, he has his own orbit?
Tom: Yeah.
Shawn: Let's bounce and go watch The Jeffersons like all the cool people.
Tom: Those foo's movin' on up to da east side!
Shawn" Fo' sho, my homie G.
by Farhanzam June 26, 2009
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Jono Fever

spread by crazy australians, causes immense nausia and a severe head cold.
damm that sales guy gave me Jono Fever
by keteraJones October 24, 2006
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jonologue

A long winded speech about nothing, usually spoken by one of the varieties of Jonathan's (Johnathon, Johnathan). Almost always brought on by incredible amounts of liquor, this explanation about the fundamentals of nothing can take hours or even days to complete.
Wow, Jon was a drunk duck last night; he totally jonologued for a straight hour.

Tommy pulled a page out of J's book and jonologued about the importance of mushrooms the whole time. Fucking tool.
by Johnny Nines April 10, 2010
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Jankosaurus

A name for someone that is always tiring to pull some shit over on you.
jankosaurus is someone that will rip you off or give something that is not what they said it was.
by Beerspasco September 26, 2010
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