Jolarsystem

The act of spinning a string of Christmas tree lights in the dark. First defined because Joel thought it looked like the solar system.

"Dude, it looks like the solar system."
"It's the Jolarsystem"

by Syd Jesus April 13, 2009

jellad

When a person takes a plastic bag and puts a target on it with a marker. Then proceed to put the bag over your head and then keep it on with a belt tightly around your neck. After you have done this begin to Masterbate (Fap). When your about to Ejaculate (Cum) aim for the target you have drawn on your plastic bag. if you hit the bullseye you win.

I would not do the jellad on a plane, i might break my neck.

by Dahorns July 8, 2009

Jobland

the mystical land you enter after college. It is located on planet Realworld

you need a resume to enter jobland

by ttp354 November 5, 2009

jolldar

(n) The ability to intuit that someone is jolly (obtuse, rotund, portly, etc.) purely based on some non-physical cue.

Writing samples, quotes, and anecdotes about said individual are common indicators.

My jolldar went off when I read his article. He's definitely a fatty.

by MLinDC July 29, 2010

Jellatio

The act of slurping a Jello shot out of it's cup. This can be deemed difficult and time intensive if the cup is particular stiff and/or deep.

"These jello shots are great, but I had to perform jellatio on the cup for 20 minutes before I could get the whole shot!"

by gellinfellin August 26, 2013

jellaiysha

Bichty weird ass girl who everybody likes

Jellaiysha a sexy motherfucker

by Thatgorlisabicth February 17, 2017

Jolando

The coolest, funniest, shortest mixed guy you'll ever meet. He will help you when you need it unless you need a ride somewhere because this man still doesn't have a car or license. If you need to match someone he's the one to call, cause he always has some weed somewhere. He used to get niggas right with the discount a snacks at Mcdonalds but he recently got low. Lmk if you see that nigga.

Jolando is my nigga, he cool asf!

by Jolando March 15, 2017