jizzum

A "jizzum" is a word for a joke about wanking or some other activity involving Jizz

Make sure you jerk off in the shower so some dog eating minimum wage slitty eyed bastard has to pluck your Jizz from the plughole, hey that was a great "Jizzum"!

by RaffelHonez April 18, 2007

jizzue

A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.

I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.

by walterc February 6, 2015

Jizzums

{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)

Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum

"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"

"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"

"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"

by Steph, Abby, Dani March 28, 2009

JizzPuffDamnAssholeUglyBastard

A. Commonly a phrase sprung from someone with a case of Tarrets,

B. Some jerk.

Lady From Deuce Bigalow: Hey you JizzPuffDamnAssholeUglyBastard. Go screw!

by tauntme0980987 April 14, 2009

Jizzum Gizzum

A sudden neck spasm occurred due to fear

"Yo dude I just got the worst Jizzum Gizzum!"
"I don't want to get a Jizzum Gizzum at the haunted house!"

by GabyGaga June 6, 2014

bustah jizzumo

n./v.

Accidental act of giving a girl you really like a facial.

She killed my dog because of my bustah jizzumo. I miss her.

by med October 19, 2004

Jizzplode

To jizz on an electronic and make it explode.

I jizzed on my radio by accident and it exploded from it!!! JIZZPLODE

by jarhead441 October 1, 2010