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jewboobies

very nasty looking tits, usually located right above the belly button, yes they sag, and are most likely found on a jewish person
Mark: hey grandma what are those things doing down there
Grandma: oh mark, theyre just my jewboobies
Mark:dammit grandma, get a new bra
by scooty b is a cool kitty February 23, 2011
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Jewdozer

To roll over or demolish in a completely lopsided fashion such as Israeli tanks and bulldozers destroy Palestinian homes.
Did you see Kobe play last night scoring 50 points. He was a total Jewdozer.
by ttah August 28, 2009
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Jewdonk

A physical anomaly of a Jewish woman. An especially wonderful ass owned by a Jew.
Yo, did you see Julie at temple today? That girl got a Jewdonk!
by Carabug December 12, 2012
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JewHo

An excessively materialistic woman who believes that the net worth of a man supercedes all other aspects of his personality and nature. JewHoes are notorious for running three simultaneous credit checks on a man before even talking to him and for a complete lack of ability or willingness to put out, as they believe their cunts are sacred ground, much like Israel.
"That fucking JewHo drained my Swiss bank account and not my balls."
by MrKennedy November 24, 2007
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Jewmongous

Something that is humongous that pertains to a Jewish person.
A batmitzvah is a very Jewmongous time in a girl's life
by JuanAFanta May 5, 2009
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jewmock

Jewmock is the name of an individual, he is well known across planets for his miscomings like the want to peg a child every 30 seconds, normally having one on standby on his vehicular object of choice.

Jewmock is a arbiter of his species, and a fleet master. Jewmock is a vary effervescent, along with his co-comander Known as BigWinston, you will rarely see them separate. BigWinston is more reserved, he also can be at times interpreted as brusque and free-spoken.

Jewmock is the owner of many worlds filled with countries to the likeness of places from planet earth, one notable country would be japan, having created a massive empire spanning worlds.

Some easy misconceptions could be that he is fat because of his deep and scratchy voice
Another misconception is that his is a vary befuddled individual because of the tales he speaks of, being a pirate captain at sea, thieving all in his path. His tales of being stranded on a planet he called Ark, having a weird foreign technology imbedded in his wrist, and being surrounded by dinosaurs and other mythical creatures like dragons. Another tell even clamming to be a dinosaur, some theorists think that he was only a beta simulator for that tale, that caused him confusion and the belief he was a Dino. More so would be his tales of him being a Sid Meiers civilization leader, unsure what that means. One of his more notable tales are his tales of fighting the halos that were inhabited by flood and foreigner.
Jewmock is a admirable, but also a vary feared creature!
by Leather cloth of the lamb November 27, 2021
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Jemokery

Jemokery is a word used to accuse someone of their strange behavior or their abscure rantings.
Tavis, i've had enough of you're jemokery.
by Give me my cookie back September 14, 2008
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