Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth

When a dude does NOT penetrate his virgin girlfriend, but, shoots his load onto her pussy, it does, on rare occasion, result in Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth.

Why did you shoot your load onto her pussy? That was stupid. Now you've had a case of Immaculate Conception & Virgin Birth, and you never even fucked her.

No dude, we've got a bunch of TV interviews starting tonight. We're gonna be rich and famous!

by Thomas Flathill March 22, 2009

immaculate reunion

an act in which a person skillfully takes a bowel movement into their own mouth such that the feces exits the anal cavity and enters directly into the mouth without contacting any other objects. The re-introduction of excrement into a persons digestive system.

Stephanie applied superior concentration and dexterity as she executed an immaculate reunion.

by John X April 24, 2003

Injeculate

A perversion of ejaculate. It occurs when a guy reaches orgasm, discharges but is able to keep all of the semen inside of his urethra. Only a very few skilled men can do this.

Kashif got too excited on his flight and by accident released his load. Fortunately, he knew how to Injeculate so he was able to make it to the washroom without making a big mess.

by Isen88 November 15, 2011

Immaculate high school

A prep school located in Danbury, Connecticut where students from around Fairfield County and New York attend. 98% white and 2% other. Around 400 students attend IHS. Wonderful little school full of rich preppy stoners who think they are awsome and drive somewhat decent cars such as audis, SUV's, and mercedes. Basically take all the nicest cars out of any parking lot and put them there. The girls soccer team is pretty nasty, and the baseball team is good. They try and talk trash, but arent hood enough to back it up. yea. thats it. They party hard, when there is a good party, rare though since all the good parties have gotten busted and ended by the POlice. I know a kid who got expelled there and they wear uniforms. skirts and ties. skirts+kneesocks+shirt=girls. pants+tie+shirt=boy=madd gay

If a girl is in the mall wearing polo and birks, chances are she goes to immaculate high school

If a guy is in the mall and has long messy hair and looks stoned chances are he goes to immaculate high school

by IHSsucks.goBHS July 16, 2008

imaculate conception

The faeces immediately after anal sex, coated in semen.

"The world would be a better place if you'd been an imaculate conception"

by pederast December 26, 2008

Inmaculate Conception

When a really religious girl gets pregnant at a young age and is forced by her father to keep the child and marry the babby daddy.

"I forgot to pullout so now her father is forcing me into an inmaculate conception"- babby daddy

by Silent do(your mom) good August 29, 2016

immaculate couchception

n. when you are pretty sure that the ratty, smelly, stain-covered couch that you got from a yard sale or found left out on the curb was the true culprit in getting some random girl pregnant, instead of your own fertile loins.

I don't know what Crystal is talking about! I never laid a hand on her! That pregnancy must be the result of an immaculate couchception!!

by Jayson J August 3, 2010