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chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
by EZorLeche November 1, 2009
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Anally induce brain leakwage

The act of having a communal reverse brain fart.

To have a thought process before having the actual thought.

ususally occurs when high on psychedelic drugs like 2Ci or 2Cb
I think we just had an anally induce brain leakwage
by Jubz-E March 12, 2009
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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007
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snow-induced high

A feeling of elation due to the prescence of snow. Causes extreme hyper behavior and randomness increases by 75%.
The girls cracked up at the most random things due to the influence of a snow-induced high and the possibility of getting off school
by horsenvollyballgirl May 5, 2011
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Induc

Executable file virus that adds its malicious code in to the Delphi library files thus adding itself to the compilation process
Induc of Lovepress caused hybrid Strangelove.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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Phase-inducing

When told something really shocking/exciting, it makes you have a spas attack, or phase.
Person 1: Aliens have landed!
Person 2: (screams) Wow, phase-inducing!
by Moose15 October 16, 2008
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Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.
Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!
by ReaperB November 5, 2013
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