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chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady

A male heart disease caused by the constant nagging of women over a period of time. (cdicm for short). Short term ailments are dubbed the nagging effect
Men die earlier than women because of cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
Dude don't marry her, youll get cdicm (chronic distaff-induced cardiovascular malady).
by EZorLeche November 1, 2009
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Anally induce brain leakwage

The act of having a communal reverse brain fart.

To have a thought process before having the actual thought.

ususally occurs when high on psychedelic drugs like 2Ci or 2Cb
I think we just had an anally induce brain leakwage
by Jubz-E March 12, 2009
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neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis

like the common cold, except much less snezzy, slighty more sleazy, but results in death. every time

for the simple man to understand

new bodily marks, sores, or sensations of pain in locations corresponding to the crucifixion wounds of Jesus Christ, caused after stressful experiences that the person experiences as highly traumatic
Pedro: I have neo stigmatic-post truamatic-stress induced-pedrocitis
Doctor: No Shit
by Thaddeus Griffin January 7, 2007
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A powerful detachment from reality caused by obsessively reading politically charged conspiracy theories, and generally believing anything said by certain pundits who often pass off obvious falsehoods as truth. The primary characteristic is being susceptible to fervently believing extremely outlandish claims which are easily disproven by a simple Google search.
"Did you hear? They actually believe schools are installing litter boxes for students who identify as furries!"
"I know. It's Politically Induced Psychosis."
by NoxMelo March 25, 2022
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Sticker Shock Induced MI

Sticker Shock Induced MI is the heart attack one has after seeing how much something costs.
Terry: Hey Susie, i just got my Obamacare plan cost estimate, want to see?
Susie: Sure, how much?
Terry: For me and the wife, only $950 per month.
Susie: Owwww! I just had a Sticker Shock Induced MI!
by ReaperB November 5, 2013
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Inducation

Just as "education" means "to lead from darkness into the light," as semanticians consider it, so "inducation" means to lead from light into darkness, which best represents the work of inducators in our schools and universities.
Harvard, Cambridge, Oxford, and other inducation establishments of the world.
Prof. Umbridge, the great inducator.
Establishing boarding schools, dedicated to the crime of inducation.
Opposing philosophies of education and inducation.
A child's inducation begins aged 5; the dying of the light.
by anonymous August 4, 2024
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Stroke Inducing

(Verb) The act of making hard anal love on stage to the song Silent Night in front of a paying audience.
Last night Shannon rocked my world by stroke inducing me.
by Franclitus May 11, 2022
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