Impossible

it's literally impossible to hate Elisha. She's too kind for this world.

Elisha is impossible to hate. I love her so much.

by NotElisha November 18, 2019

The impossible cartwheel

When two gay dudes do cartwheels trying to high five their weiners but cant so they keep trying.

Tim and Ed try to do the impossible cartwheel but instead always smack each other in the face with their dicks.

by #mr.swordfighter May 23, 2019

Impossible

Skate trick

Tony hawk does the impossible off the rail

by Budmon3y January 1, 2020

Impossible whopper

When you go out with a hot chick but then see her without her makeup on and she’s ugly.

Also can be known for a burger at Burger King.

You seen that impossible whopper last?

by SpanishSanta420 April 20, 2020

Impossible

Trying to open a pickle jar with your water wet hands

I tried to open this pickle jar with my hand but it was Impossible

by NotAQoomer March 9, 2020

the impossible missions force

a force of elite warriors that are unknown by anyone accross the globe that take on the toughest missions that are called impossible, but the IMF proves them possible

sgt. sandman of the impossible missions force went on a mission to atlantis to destroy the enemy

by phiosopher January 18, 2012

Masnick's Impossibility Theorem

"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.

Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.

by nmslanon January 4, 2023