Immigrant Egg

An spoicy pupper, the goodest boy, a sweet doge
Wow, what a spoicy dog

I know righttt, that's one nice Immigrant Egg
by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017
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alphabetical immigrants

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t-attribute descriptions of equally-brainless individuals who are wishing to relocate their sorry a**es to a different country:
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
Additional examples of "alphabetical immigrants include:
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
by QuacksO March 31, 2025
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Immigrant tax

When someone moves to a different country and, as an immigrant, their previous work experience is not recognised and they earn less.
I moved here 2 years ago and I’m still paying immigrant tax. I should be done in a couple years
by G-ness March 1, 2025
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Illegal Immigrants

A group of degenerate terrorists that cross the border illegally into America during the FJB Administration regime.
Noun: My neighbor harbor a bunch of Illegal Immigrants.

ESSA 1: Homie let go to NYC. We get free housing, Healthcare, & $1,500 on our prepaid monthly Visacard.

ESSA 2: Yea Homie! We can commit crimes and Uncle Joe would not deport us.

ESSA 3: I've done 3 felony, working on my 4th one.
by Lordkickass June 30, 2024
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Safe immigrant

When you pass off as a local. In Canada it's being white and not having an accent.
They are totally a safe immigrant no one would tell them to go back home.
by Treesmakenoise September 11, 2021
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Immigrant slut

Definition noun: An immigrant who comes from another country and acts like a complete whore.
Brad,” bro did you see that girl svetlana? She has been such whore since she immigrated to the USA.”
Chad,”yeah bro, she even used her husband for a citizenship. She’s an immigrant slut!”
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