Lil hobbit ass

The absolute most demeaning insult a human being could say to a fellow human.

Sam: hey guys! What are you up to?
You: shut the fuck up you lil hobbit ass

by Mishpace December 14, 2017

They're taking the hobbits to Isengard

The answer to any question asking what you see. It's also the chorus of the LOTR international anthem.

1. Mom : Honey, do you see the kids ?

Dad : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

2. Teacher : James, could you describe what the characters are doing in this painting ?

James : THEY'RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD !

by FrenchieTG December 6, 2020

hornitchiwa

how to greet a horny bitch in the morning

jason: hornitchiwa
kiersten: r u greeting me or something
jason: yup since ur masturbating rite in the middle of my bed

by whiteCocainicskull June 13, 2019

pervy hobbit fancier

From the Very Secret Diaries spoof of the Lord of the Rings movie trilogy (Google it). Used whenever any of the characters start taking an unusual interest in Frodo/Merry/Pippin (but not Sam for some reason).
In the Real World, applies to anyone who thinks there's something going on between the onscreen characters.
Is meant to be used humorously.
SEE ALSO Shieldmadiens Gone Wild

Don't stare at Frodo too long. Sam will kill you if you try anything.

by Paul Wartenberg January 30, 2004

hobbit

Cute little race of people who exist in Tolkien's Lord of the Rings trilogy. Tiny in stature (adults standing three to four feet tall); rather plump in body; with big, hairy feet; pointy ears; long, curly hair on their heads; and infectuous enthusiasm for life and won't turn down a good party or open displays of affection. Their natural habitat is the Shire, although , some have moved elsewhere.

The Elves, pretty; Humans, also nice to look at... but the Hobbits! They're so cuuuuuute! I just want hug them! ...but I'm afraid that I'd strangle them.

by Lorelili March 25, 2005

hobbit hole

In the "Lord of the Rings" trilogy, as well as "The Hobbit," Hobbit Holes were the residences of Hobbits, usually built into a hillside.

Frodo retired to his hobbit hole to write "There and Back Again."

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Hobbitler

A really militant racist hobbit with all sorts of issues.
Oh and they come with the hairy feet.

Orc: That hobbitler just gave me a headbutt in the family jewels!
Frodo: Schweinhund!

by n008a April 12, 2009