Horse Shit Casserole

A situation or place that produces the elements of drama, rumor, fiction, and nonsense. These elements are mixed together in such a way as to cause any rational thinking person to avoid this situation or place.

Traveler #1: What place is that we just drove through?

Traveler #2: Pawhuska, Oklahoma. I hear that place is a horse shit casserole.

by skypie June 29, 2011

beating a dead horse

It doesn't matter how much you want to continue riding beating a dead horse is not going to get you anywhere.

If something is already done and over with there is no point in still talking about it.

If something is already broken there is no point in trying to use it.

Someone breaks up with there girl/boyfriend and continues to bitch about them to there friends weeks later. That person is beating a dead horse, the relationship is over there is no point in thinking about it since the matter is already resolved with you having broken up.

Relationship = dead horse
Bitching about it = beating it

Trying over and over to start your car after you've been in an accident where it is clear that the car is not going to work.

Broken Car = dead horse
Trying to start it = beating it

by Bradley Groot February 19, 2008

Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

Horse-Cock Sandwich

Sandwich consisting of the mystery meat from the "deli" line onboard a US naval vessel.

Kevin: Hey Jamal, what are you doing for lunch?

Jamal: Ah, I'm just gonna grab me a horse-cock sandwich.

by TBONE99 June 29, 2011

hornswaggle

A comical word to be used in place of "con" "jip" "cheated".

"That salesman hornswaggled us out of 500 dollars"

by ChrisS March 7, 2005

Horse Pull

A technique for horse euthanasia where two ropes are looped around the lame horse and are then tied to two healthy horses. The healthy horses gallop in opposite directions at full speed. The ropes become taught and decapitate the lame horse almost instantly.

"In the mid-nineteenth century, the horse pull was the preferred way to discard a lame or sickly horse. During the peak of its popularity, the entire farm would come to watch the horse pull. Occasionally, people from nearby towns would join too."

- John Hammersmith, "The American Wild West, Unveiled"

by OnlyHistory July 5, 2011

old horse

Colloquial greeting term used similarly to 'old bean' and conveying a sense of chumminess or friendship. Closely associated with the work of P G Wodehouse and particularly his character Ukridge , who appears in a collection of short stories.

"Hello old horse!"

"How are you, old horse?"

by catman paulio May 5, 2019