handy hanna

Handy hanna is a girl that gives handjobs in the back of the tesco car park for a small fee

Joshua: I'm really in desperate need for a wank!!
Hanna: well I can give you one in the back of tesco for 50p I'll even show my tits!!! That's why I'm called handy hanna!!

by Handyhanna March 1, 2015

Pity-Handy

A hand job given apathetically and out of pity. During the hand job things are often said such as "are you almost there?" and it's not uncommon to make a phone call, smoke a cigarette, or text a friend during the encounter.

I don't really like that guy, but I'd toss him a pity-handy if he asked.

by WetBottom November 14, 2011

chocolate handy

To deficate in your own hand and then wrap your hand around a guys cock and vigoriously move up and down until the male begins to cum

I gave my boyfriend a chocolate handy tonight.

by WrestlingMom April 27, 2017

Handy Randy

The art of using a drunken, unconscious friends hand to jack yourself off until completion.

Last night Matt was so drunk and unconcious that I used his hand to give me a Handy Randy; I came on his face for added effect.

by BertMcMatterton November 26, 2010

[Mein] [Handy]

It is German for "my phone/mobile/cellphone", and is use infamously by Stephen Fry in an episode of QI, whereby he groped himself while stating "MEIN HANDY!" in a Germanic accent.

"MEIN HANDY!"
"Ver ist mein Handy?"
"Oh, mein Handy"

by Em Ken January 11, 2009

Handy Mandy

The act of ones mate giving them a hand job, but right before ejaculation, turns it right back at the ejaculator

Man it was going great with this chic until she got scared and pulled a handy Mandy!

by The smarbist April 7, 2012

dry handy

A handjob, without lube.

Friend: How'd it go last night?
Reply: Man, all I got was a dry handy.

by Matt_28 October 26, 2006