hate-wank

source: gazthatch.

to masturbate whilst thinking about somebody you hate, to see whether you can finish.

a personal challenge of sorts.

I despise her so intensely, I can't even hate-wank.

by lardpony September 4, 2005

Hate Factory

The hate factory is the mythical workplace of your friends that love to hate on everything.

My buddy Dobbs is good to talk to most of the time, but you don't want to talk to him while he's at the hate factory. He's the CEO and he takes his job way too serious sometimes.

by bigwilliestyle August 16, 2008

Hate Fact

A state of affairs which has been proven to be true, but which is negative for or undesired by a protected group such as women, ethnic minorities, homosexuals, etc.

I told her that men have greater upper body strength than women. She told me to keep my hate facts to myself.

by Greg Snelgar July 6, 2020

hate stick

A slang term for a short tee-ball bat that is utilized solely as a weapon. Taxi drivers have been known to carry a hate stick for defense against carjackers, unruly passengers, etc.

"Motherfucker got the hate stick straight to the dome!"

by Kent Weirdo December 1, 2005

Hate You Probably

The act of befriending celebrities on Twitter to secure famous birthday wishes.

I Hate You Probably'd TPain, he's totally going to wish me a happy birthday next week.

by Princess Muffintop April 18, 2011

Haters Gonna Hate

A colloquial saying. It means that people who don't like you will always find a reason to dislike you, no matter how stupid that reason may be.

"Dad, Jane says she doesn't like me because I write my math problems in pen!"

"Don't let it get you down son. Haters gonna hate."

by Unholyhair February 25, 2012

Halter Top

A female top, tied around the neck is considered a halter top.

"Look Bubby, Meena made a halter top out of a trash bag."

by Bubby May 7, 2005