Honk

The expression of one's desire for penetration of the rectal variety.

Although there are multiple different definitions made by stupid people who have tiny squirrel penis problems, the term, Honk, remains a slang term used to represent homosexual anal sex to this day.

It is also important that it is not to be mistaken to be a derogatory term, as stupid people may think so, it is not.
Me and my gay boyfriend figured we should honk because we are gay like to honk.
by Future Strider June 12, 2015
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Honk

by Bolly February 5, 2019
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Honk

Honk: Coined by the mighty webb, a term to describe the squeezing of a foxy girls ass, whilst simultaniously making a "HONK!" sound.
1. See that girl over there? I'd like to give her a good honk.

or

2. With an ass like that, you're going to get a serious honking.
by Paul, experienced honker July 23, 2008
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bow chicka honk honk

From the web series Red Vs. Blue. The corrupted verion of the phrase "bow chicka wow wow", used by Tucker's half-alien, half-human, child, Junior. A mix of the Blarg-Honk language of the alien and the English of Tucker.
by Why do you need your own name? February 16, 2009
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honk

slang term used to order a shot(s) of Rumple Minze at a bar.

Also used to describe one's state after a night of Rumple...
Bartender, line us up a round of Honks...

HOOONNNKKK (at loud volume in busy bar to order another round)

I've never seen him that honked up before
by honkest January 21, 2011
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surfer honk

Blowing out a snot-ball when you're sitting on your board waiting on a wave. Usually by pressing on one side of your nose and blowing mucous directly into the sea, but also by blowing snot into your hand and flinging it away from you.
Brah, my nose started running while I was waiting on that set. Had to do a gnarly surfer honk.
by Mr70Homers June 30, 2021
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what the honk

A phrase YouTubers Sapnap and Karl say. For reference, this is a replacement to “what the heck” and other variants.
Person 1: *Pushes person 2 in the hallway*
Person 2: “What the honk?”
by JuneApril September 25, 2020
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