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Headass

When yo friend being fuckin stupid thinking they know shit.
Trey: she forreal acting like she know what she fucking with
Jon: she fuckin headass
by Skinny_penis420 February 21, 2017
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Nickelback headache

A type of excruciating pain affecting the entire head for several hours after listening to a selection of tracks from the derivative Canadian schlock-rock band, Nickelback.

Note: The headache can develop into a full bodyache if the person continues to subject himself to aural torture.

Possible side effects include: shopping at Wal-Mart, driving a Hummer or pickup track, loss of vision, loss of sex drive, alcoholism, and a possible desire to listen to the same song over and over and over again.
"I was driving, on my way to work, but I had to pull over and call in sick...another damn Nickelback headache..."

"At first, I thought that Staind was playing, but by the time I realized my error, it was too late, the intense throbbing and anal leakage had already begun"
by BallBusta9000 December 23, 2008
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East Haddam, Ct

The most boring town ever founded. The most entertaning thing to do is to go to 7-11 and hang out. Home to Bashan Lake
Dude lets go do something.

What theres nothing to do in East Haddam, Ct
by Eh is boring July 24, 2010
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Headache

The sometimes dull or searing ache/pain that can persist through the side, front or back of your head. Headaches are random but can be caused by various things, e.g., people yapping in your ear, stress or an annoyance or exposure from a machine, animal or human nearby. The only ways to cure a headache or migraine are rest, fluids and headache pills.
Ugh, that Science test yesterday gave me such a HEADACHE!

John, could you please shut up? You're giving me a headache.
by The Oddly Moustached Cat April 6, 2010
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axe headache

The headache that occurs when a large amount of axe deoderant is sprayed in the vicinity of other people.
Matt: Dude I hate changing for gym. That fat smelly kid always sprays himself with a whole bottle of axe. My head always starts to pound.
Dave: Man you got that axe headache bro.
by Marco's Polo March 19, 2006
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Headass

When you see a couple doing cute shit and you can’t wait til it’s your turn
*scrolls on twitter and sees a couple with matching shirts* *quotes tweet* Man I can’t Wait til I get to do some headass shit like this
by Kekelmao March 11, 2018
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Headass

1. An insult to describe stupidity

2. Someone acting in a way of headassery

e.g. Scott Vales
Wow, no one is truly a bigger headass than Scott Vales.
by sc.vales123 October 26, 2016
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