Aaron Gunderson

Beautiful, Amazing, The Best Of 2 Worlds, GOD's Gift To The World, Aaron Gunderson.
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The Only Thing That Could Top The Night, Aaron Gunderson

by TheTruthAboutAaronGunderson October 22, 2008

sugar glider

An adorable flying mammal found in southern Autralia and parts of Indonesia. Most people mistake it for a flying squirrel, but it is actually a relative of the opossum. Suagr gliders are steel grey with black stripes, and grow to be no bigger than that of the average squirrel. Suggies are very social and loveable creatures and live longer in captivity than in the wild. They love to climb on things, like little hanging toys and nets on the ceiling. And in their world, there's never too many toys! ^^

I am soon going to be the proud owner of a sugar glider named Erebus. :D

by SugarGliderAndLinkinParkLover December 28, 2005

Guidess

(n.) 1. A Female guido.

2. A sassy female from the northeast; most likely from Long Island or Statin Island

3. An overly persistent friend, regardless of sex

1. Did you see her waxed eyebrows and fake tan? What a guidess.
2. She's got such a bitchy attitude. Fuckin' guidess.
3. Christ, will you leave me alone you guys!!! You're a bunch of Grade-A guidesses!!!

by Johnny-bigcock-rammer August 2, 2009

Spirits Guide

Someone who remains sober, or gets less intoxicated then other members of a party during the comsumption og alcholic (spirits) beverages. Designated so to provide guidiance and keep everyone else from getting into trouble, ie arrested, hooking up with a ex or an ugly person.

Person 1:" yo bro, why you getting so wasted, your suppose to be my spirits guide tonight."

Person 2: "sorry bra, looks like your taking this spirits quest alone."

by azrel9 December 18, 2012

Guide us home

We are Magic.
We are Moments.
We are Dreams and
We are memories
We are everything.
And in the depths
we swim deeper to
discover that we
are not born whole
so we cannot be
broken. We are born in twos,
and we are searching, searching
for the other piece,
that other person

to guide us home.

will you guide us home?
Yes.... we will do it together....

by 140CM February 23, 2022

Sioux Falls Hang Glider

An inverted titty-fuck while deficating on the persons face

If I buy this fat girl enough drinks, maybe she'll come back to my place and I can give her a Sioux Falls Hang Glider.

by Fred Etish October 7, 2006

guide

To lead or control someone, particularly when they are in a suggestible or intoxicated state.

"Detra, I guided you. You've been guided"

by proscriptionist October 21, 2009