Grumpy Chicken Nugget

A man who wears a chicken hat on his head whilst watching in boredom.

Person #1: Hey! You look bored, nice chicken hat by the way.
Person#2: Thank's, but yeah, I'm a grumpy chicken nugget!

by thechickenmister94 November 8, 2011

Grumpy Sound Guy

A grumpy sound guy is a live event audio engineer who has been plagued by ridiculous situations and silly questions over the years so he finally puts up a false front face that he is really angry so people will avoid interaction with him so he can just do his job. The epitome of a grumpy sound guy is someone like Mike Toth of Arizona who has mastered this feature.

Please remember that the sound guy doesn't know where the bathroom is, what time your child's choir is performing at another stage, or when the next show is.

That Mike Toth is just a grumpy sound guy...unless you know him personally.

by Notorious Chicka May 25, 2019

grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)

"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"

by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007

Grumpy Cat

When you tie up a girl and you're going down on her and she's just about to cum and, just before she does, you pull away and quit and "meow" like a grumpy cat.

This girl was so pissed because I gave her the grumpy cat.

by cmahoney September 28, 2014

grumpy pumpkin

the person who is the giver of a grumpkin

I'm going to make that bird a grumpy pumpkin by the end of the night

by steesher December 26, 2011

grumpy pumpkin

After performing ATM on someone, during which you've pulled out a plum, their teeth become fouled with said plum they become angry and sad and in a horrific grimace have a shocking resemblance to a jack-o-lantern.

My third grumpy pumpkin was with Angela. That bitch was already missing a tooth so it didn't take much to go full pumpkin.

by t-pyle March 25, 2009

Grumpy Munchkin

Much like a Cleveland Steamer or a Hot Carl, except instead of shitting on your partners chest, you shit on their forehead

My girlfriend said she wanted to kink it up in the sack so I gave her a grumpy munchkin last night.

by munchkinator January 11, 2010