fifth grade

The last sane year of your life.

I wish I was back in fifth grade where we only had one teacher and walked in lines in the hallway and didn't have homework.

by Pseudonymmynoduesp February 5, 2015

garden state parkway

Its just known as "The Parkway". People who've driven here know that 65 mph really means 80. When someone cuts you off, give them the horn AND the finger. Its okay. They're supposed to be used to it. People who hate are the stupid asses that don't live in Jersey who got their asses ran over by someone who actually knows how to drive.

And no one calls it the GSP.

Someone from another place: I'm going to drive on the garden state parkway.

New Jerseyean: Its just "The Parkway."

by dts. August 19, 2009

Garden gnome

Keemstar.

Did you see my new garden gnome.

by Teräsmiäs November 9, 2018

garden rocket

The act of inserting a trowel handle into one's anus while masturbating with the other hand.

I was wanking in the garden and couldn't get off, good old garden rocket got me there.

by Elliot Hope August 12, 2010

Grade D

if you are too good for Taco Bell then you can trash the women that internationally famous musicians prefer. otherwise unless u are willing to go as low as low goes stop complaining that they never get with u or anyone who has even one tiny sparkle of class. it’s hoe time

you basically failed. it’s not an F for friend it’s a D for Dick

you made it to class and u are celebrating that u passed but will that grade mean u passed in life? no it means u passed on life and u chose the lowest grade of beef there is. enjoy, u can’t even put A1 on that. No blue cheese no Parmesan no garlic my god. Fire sauce is the only sauce that will ever make that right

hoe of all hoes: you could have had it all
Dick: mmmm grade D all damn day

by williet hughnot January 5, 2020

Gradeslave

A gradeslave is very similar to a wageslave, except they are still in school. These people pretty much dedicate themselves to getting good grades and are "stuck in the matrix". They have also been completely conditioned by society. These types of people usually end up in a dead end job, as a wageslave, working for someone who had worse grades than them who have "escaped the matrix". It is also generally rare that these people take risks and actually have lives. The people who they work for generally work much less than them and make much more. Parents, teachers, and the media generally promote people in school to be gradeslaves. Gradeslaves normally are the "smart" kids in school with very good grades.

Kid with good grades: I am going to end up very successful because I have got the best grades in this school.

Kid with bad grades: No, dumbass, you were a complete gradeslave and you will become a wageslave.

Kid with good grades: You will be working for me in the future.

**15 years later**

Kid with good grades: I just got a job high paying job at a large company. I now work only 40 hours a week and make 150k a year.

Kid with bad grades: You work for me now, I maybe work a few hours a week and I make millions of dollars.

by disappointmentdaddy November 6, 2022

contractor grade weed

A very poor grade of marijuana mostly smoked by those in the contracting business (not the contractors but rather their cheap ass employees).

Man that was definitely some shitty contractor grade weed.

by Bubba & Rawhyde December 6, 2006