Goatruto

F you mean you gotta look up what this means? Goatruto, Aka: Naruto is the best anime of all time, watch it and you’ll go from a 500 pound vat of shit to a jacked good looking intellectual.

Trevor Phillips: Hey Mikey, you watched that GOATRUTO yet? Micheal DeSanta: Didn’t I say I only watched the classics? Yes I watched naruto!

by AiGoooN September 13, 2021

GoatedXout

GoatedXout is a tiktok user that just doesn't miss, Everything he says is just a hit. Some even say hes been hitting since the womb. He also was the man who debunked Sanji from One piece to be Boundless in all ways. Hes also the world's most underrated tiktok account. FOLLOW GOATEDXOUT.

"Have you seen GoatedXouts new video?"
"No I dont need to I just know it's a hit."

"Do you know who GoatedXout is?"
"Of course if you dont know your missing out bozo"

by Hxpperz March 18, 2021

Glaswegian Goatee

A guy goes down a on a particulary hairy woman. Giving him the appearance of having facial hair. Can be accompanied by the smell of Glasgow Docks.

Taylor went to down a hairy lass last night. Looked like he had a Glaswegian Goatee...

by HolyTaylorist August 6, 2011

Mongolian Cheese Grater

A sexual act in which the giver chews around the recievers asshole until they draw blood.

Damn....that Mongolian cheese grater I gave your mom must have been good. She hasn't walked for weeks.

by BronzeArmor March 12, 2008

gontermaniac

One who is a fan of David Gonterman, in either a humorous or legitimate way.

"I love Davey-kins! I'm the #1 GONTERMANIAC!"
"Gonterman is goddamned insane, and the horrid quality of his work is so bad, it doubles over into good. I think that makes me a gontermaniac."

by Chainsaw Dudley April 7, 2003

goatee

A particular beard and mustach that is grown for the
pleasure of the few women who know what it is there for.

Sir, you have a very handsome Goatee. May I try a ride on it?

Not until we get to know each other. Dow you like apples?
Yes. Okay, Myplace or your's?

by William Bosworth June 7, 2007

gaterape

The treatment you get from the TSA agents if you opt not to go through the fullbody scanners

I didn't know whether to be pissed or give a $5 tip to the TSA agent that gateraped me.

by ferricoxide November 21, 2010