Githrand

A Mythical Creature That Haunts Small Children In Their Dreams. It Glides Around Stealing Rupees and Stroking Children's Chins (Granting Them Good Luck)

Gregg: Hey Sally, You Heard 'Bout That Guy..Githrand?

Sally: Yeah, He Stroked My Chin Last Night..Got A Pony The Next Day.

Gregg: Serious? A Pony? All I Got Was A Cure For My Cancer..That Guy Is So Selfish.

by Mardegra The Groovey July 30, 2009

gothapotomus

a fat goth or emo child

gage is a gothapotomus

by chris marzy April 4, 2011

Gitface

An insult used when referring to someone who just by looking at you fills you with a deep urge to punch them in the face until they pass.

"Chris is such a Gitface Next time he looks at me I'm gonna break his nose"

by Jamie Merry March 21, 2007

Gitali

Super sexy and loving person and she will always be the cutest person in the room.

She also really like dogs 🐕

She wants to find the love of her life and when she found it she we never let him go ❤️

“Omg I love Gitali”

by Heisveofbel June 2, 2021

Gothage

Any obese person crammed into skin-tight Goth clothing; a combination of "Goth" and "sausage".

"Check out that Gothage in the corner----she's totally checking me out."

by Imperial_Lady January 22, 2009

GITABS

Commonly known as "Get In There And Be Somebody", GITABS is a phrase used to describe a brotherhood of toolbags, community college seniors, and cunt-knuckles seeking attention who are all under the impression that they are part of an elite group, however consumed in their own vanity, that they believe "any pussy" is "their pussy". In their desperate attempt to live the life of a true college student they spend their nights playing beer pong anywhere a tournament sized table can unfold and feeding on weakened drunken girls as their prey. There is no shortage of high-fives and fist pumps as these aspiring "chach-bags" suck each other off in unrivaled attempts to maintain their status as a "SMASH BRO" of GITABS by completing 3 prerequisites within 30 days of each other. Though prestigious only to a few naive kids who seek to ultimately become an epic FAIL at life, the pre-reqs are as follows.

1. Sleep with a random female.

2. Sleep with waitress (or any girl from a restaurant scene)

3. Sleep with a girl who is ranted "9" or higher".

***All 3 pre-reqs must be separate girls.***

Smash Bro 1: "Dude...I think I'm gonna nail that bitch tonight!!...GITABS???"
Smash Bro 2: "GITABS bro, go for it"

**followed by a falsely motivated high five**

These twat-chops are intoxicated by their own delusion and will stop at nothing to complete these "coveted" tasks by pulling stunts that include but are not limited to:

-- cock-blocking for self gain

-- throwing themselves upon drunken sleeping women

-- sexual contact with minors

-- falsifying stories in hopes of getting more attention

-- (the most heinous of all) not pleasing ANY of the women they sleep with.

by Great Valhalla May 6, 2010

gothapotamus

a very rotund, gothic mythical beast.

has a serious problem with bloating and fat content.

it floats in water.

can be a pet to a goth person and there are strict leash laws that the owner must follow.

is normally silent unless munching.

gothapotamus exibit:

*at a zoo*

"the gothapotami (plural) are loose!!! everyone run!"

-apropriate screams and disorganized exiting-

"they will eat you all!! ahhhh-"

*nohm nom nom*

by panda_snack August 12, 2009