The Homogeneous Giraffe

This type of giraffe is mixed evenly and very tall. Therefore they have to spots, no facial nor body hair, and certainly no gruff voice. It is very dangerous to walk into a Cor-o-van with this animal since they can become extremely aggressive when put alone with a man, for unknown reasons.

The Homogeneous Giraffe was inside the car. I had to run.

by tlarder January 5, 2010

Higher than giraffe titties

When you’re so high that it can only be expressed with such exotic eloquence.

That blunt got me higher than giraffe titties last night!

by ‘Tana August 1, 2019

giraffe nation

When a group of friends go to take a serious picture but then one of the friends in the group looks like a giraffe

We became the giraffe nation, after Karako became THE GIRAFFE

by #GIRAFFENATION February 20, 2017

Giraffe

Mean " I'M A GIRAFFE!"

Someone: " Say 'Welcome to Colorado!'"
You: " I'M A GIRAFFE!!!"

by Theater Person September 1, 2020

Jeff the Giraffe

Some toy a kid plays with.
I cannot use his name, but yeah.

Its a toy that is called Jeff, its a giraffe toy.
Kids play with it. Idk what else to write here. Jeff the Giraffe is just a toy.

by Refuse Communism_Accept G-ism February 2, 2020

giraffe-neck

To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.

Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.

by Jay-Tizzle August 15, 2006

Awkward Giraffe

Very similar to the awkward turtle, it is used during an awkward moment during sex. Make the "rock on" sign, and stroke the other person's arm slowly.

Debbie: Is it in?
James: *already finished*
Debbie:....
James: *awkward giraffe*

by HAW! March 12, 2008