Gertrude's Law

Based on Shakespeare's "Hamlet", this is an adaptation of "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." It can be used for when anti-homosexual priests get caught having sex with male escorts or, more generally, when somebody fights against a proclivity that they, themselves, engage in.

Ted Haggard got busted with a rent-a-boy! I guess it's another case of Gertrude's Law.

by neolojisms April 29, 2011

Gertie gapper

Slang term originally used for a large twat, or vagina, but also used as an expression for anything large or impressive.

The only thing he could say when he first saw the Grand Canyon was "Good God, what a "Gertie gapper"!

by teetiger October 20, 2008

Gertalian

Someone of both German and Italian decent.

Yup. I heard he's a Gertalian.

by MEK_APH November 28, 2010

Gerter

Gerter is the name of the best furniture company across Europe. Not only do they provide the best furniture across European countries they are also a means of entertainment for 15-year-old schoolboys as they chant the name "GERTER" in the halls and corridors of the school.

DeQuavis: Y'all should get some Gerter Furniture for your house.
DeShawn: Alright Bruh.
Whole school: DAYE GEHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by jAsOnGeH February 24, 2019

Geert

You cannot use it as a word, instead it's something one does.
It's when someone reads your question and doesn't respond after reading said question.

Person1: "he pulled a geert."
Person2: "damn, thats so annoying when that happens"

by ganggangniggman October 13, 2019

gert big din

A slang term meaning Idiot, often used by other gert big dins in Bournemouth area but has rapidly spread in usage around the sport of Banger Racing.

Ganter, ur a gert big din!

by Gertdin December 6, 2019

Gertzaa

A destiny streamer who is established in the destiny dad community, typically as a dad himself and can be compared to other famous YouTube that live in London. Gertzaas also tend to get carried by Charqis as the two are attracted to one another via their sheer love for their fans.

YO i was watching that Gertzaa hang out with all the destiny dads last night on stream and they were talking about eating watermelon

by Fat.Charqi February 27, 2021