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The Gauntlet

A clandestine drinking contest where a number of participants choose to insert their fist into their rectum before proceeding to hop down a bartop. Anywhere from nine to twenty shots are evenly spaced along the bar. The contestant must drink each shot without spilling liquor or removing the fist. This can continue for subsequent rounds, with the number of shots decreasing, and the space between each shot increasing, until a clear winner has been determined.
Hey, did you hear The Gauntlet will be at Hillbilly Billy's this Friday?
by Dishpan Sam April 6, 2010
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Grunts

A grunt is a noun first coined in by Yourragegaming who streams on the platform known as twitch to describe someone who is currently watching the stream but is not currently subscribed to the streamer, the grunts are usually presented as the lowest members of twitches social hierarchy because they have the least amount of power and capability. Which is of course because of the fact that the people who are subbed have to pay 5 bucks and therefore valued higher by the streamer because they are the ones getting a percent of the money. In other words the term grunt is used by streamers like YourRage to devalue the people that don’t get him money in order to scam people in to subscribing so YourRage can pretend like they mean more than they actually do in order to scam them out of 5 bucks. Of course this isn’t really surprising, the fact that he turned this word into one of his scam tactics, considering his history .
“ Fuck the grunts”

“ Your just a stupid little grunt”

“grunts life’s matter
by Lolsforbruv July 12, 2021
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Turd gauntlet

1. Deposits of animal feces on a hiking/biking trail or other recreational travelway. Left by non-caring dog owners usually because they can't bring themselves to wrap their hands around warm dog shit through a plastic grocery bag and then carry it down the street dangling like some stinking nutsack.

2. An impediment to mowing your lawn left by dogs whose owners have encouraged them to use your lawn as their personal potty or simply let the dog out so it won't shit in their own yard.

3. Sometimes left by nature's own such as large flocks of non-migratory Canadian geese, also known as sky carp.
I had to bunny hop a turd gauntlet on the descent.
by Jay Langley January 19, 2010
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Run the gauntlet

When you risk running errands or driving to work when you have no registration and a suspended drivers licence.
Can we have a ride? Sure, but we have to run the gauntlet if we do...
by Mikkster78 January 7, 2018
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Gaunt

dirty as can be, super corrupt, indecent, grungy, grundell,
"Dude you just banged two chicks in the same day without washing your dick, thats some gaunt ass shit!!!"
by Rowdy Rauf August 22, 2011
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gauntlets

When one is holding a flask of hard liquor in their dominant hand and a beer in the other. The beer should be drank only to wash out the flavor of the hard liquor for the term gauntlets to apply.
The drunkard passed out and was robbed of the gauntlets.
by My names Fubby January 10, 2007
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gaunasiphaherpalaids

The hybrid for of all stds-
She is such a slut she has gaunasiphaherpalaids.
by norcalpville October 17, 2006
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