Mixed Blend

The process of going to a dispensary and leaving with a variety of indica and sativa blends for the purpose of rolling blunts or using a vaporizer. also includes concentrates.

What kind of medication are you looking for?

I like a mixed blend. Some of this and some of that.

by Mikkster78 August 29, 2011

Fake Mexican

A person of Hispanic culture who does not speak the same language as there family. Young urban youth who try to act like gang bangers but appear more comical than hard core OG's

The cops were about to question some gang bangers but when they got closer they could tell they were a bunch of Fake Mexicans.

by Mikkster78 September 01, 2011

Mikky Tallman

A specialist in Mental Health and Human Services that serves others and gets paid well to be cool.

One who is on call and saves lives by yelling I need Mikky Tallman!

by Mikkster78 February 04, 2010

Coma cake

A special cake made with medicinal marijuana butter. Typically a denser cake with no frosting like sponge cake or coffee cake but does include any style cake as long as it contains medicinals.

I just made a new coma cake for the party, dont forget its medicated and eat too much or you might have a bad trip. After eating a Coma Cake one will often take a Weed Nap.

by Mikkster78 October 07, 2011

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011

Run the gauntlet

When you risk running errands or driving to work when you have no registration and a suspended drivers licence.

Can we have a ride? Sure, but we have to run the gauntlet if we do...

by Mikkster78 January 07, 2018

Sublimate

PSYCHOLOGY mature type of defense mechanism, in which socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are unconsciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.

SEXUAL The process of not having sex in order to channel your libido and inner chi into your craft.

In order to sublimate our being a crackhead, we must first stop using crack, get new information about how to have fun without crack, and then start having fun without the crack. This is a process called sublimation.

I cant have sex tonight because I need my strength for the big game tomorrow.

by Mikkster78 January 07, 2018