Mikkster78's definitions

Donkey Trap

When you slow play the best hand in poker and call down a players bet. Mainly playing Texas Holdem

I slow played my aces and set my donkey trap.

by Mikkster78 October 10, 2011

Punk Bitch

Any person who enters into a treatment facility and gives up there program for any reason and does not participate or get along well with others.

Also any person that tells you off or yells over the phone how they really feel about you and not have the the testicular fortitude to tell you to your face.

Recovery is not for Punk Bitches, participate in your recovery or face the consequences.

by Mikkster78 October 8, 2011

Fake Mexican

A person of Hispanic culture who does not speak the same language as there family. Young urban youth who try to act like gang bangers but appear more comical than hard core OG's

The cops were about to question some gang bangers but when they got closer they could tell they were a bunch of Fake Mexicans.

by Mikkster78 September 1, 2011

Mikky Tallman

A specialist in Mental Health and Human Services that serves others and gets paid well to be cool.

One who is on call and saves lives by yelling I need Mikky Tallman!

by Mikkster78 February 4, 2010

Mixed Blend

The process of going to a dispensary and leaving with a variety of indica and sativa blends for the purpose of rolling blunts or using a vaporizer. also includes concentrates.

What kind of medication are you looking for?

I like a mixed blend. Some of this and some of that.

by Mikkster78 August 29, 2011

Sublimate

PSYCHOLOGY mature type of defense mechanism, in which socially unacceptable impulses or idealizations are unconsciously transformed into socially acceptable actions or behavior, possibly resulting in a long-term conversion of the initial impulse.

SEXUAL The process of not having sex in order to channel your libido and inner chi into your craft.

In order to sublimate our being a crackhead, we must first stop using crack, get new information about how to have fun without crack, and then start having fun without the crack. This is a process called sublimation.

I cant have sex tonight because I need my strength for the big game tomorrow.

by Mikkster78 January 7, 2018

Flash Tard

A person that drives with there turn signal on the entire time they are driving but does not turn.

My deceased Drivers Ed teacher Mr Ewing used this term a lot and it stuck.

Watch out for the flash tard, his blinker has been on for a few miles, he is probably drunk.

by Mikkster78 September 10, 2011