Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

by QuacksO December 6, 2020

Garfunkel

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021

Garfunkle

Something that is confusing

This quiz is getting me garfunkled

by bigball420 November 29, 2021

Garfunkled

garfunkled means: being confused, disgusted, and surprised at the same time

Damn, I’m GARFUNKLED, this ranch is very disgusting

by Urdad69420 December 11, 2021

Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.

Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.

by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022

Garfunkle

(verb) To trick, mislead, conceive, fool, or confuse an individual

“I just garfunkled the shit out of meatball!”

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkel

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022