Oh, you’re not guilty!

When someone is acquitted of something with little to no inquiry or investigation.

“Did you do it?”
“No.”
“Oh, you’re not guilty!”

by Hugh Prix November 12, 2018

as guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan is in court for murder. When he committed the murder, there was no cameras.

Dylan to his lawyer,: "I'm as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn Right" *shoulder pat*

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

Guilty retreat

Refers to the act of a person leaving a conversation or blocking notifications on a thread without supplying evidence to support their unfounded, unsupported moronic statement.

Hahahaha, a guilty retreat, they've got nothing. Fool!

by PYR0S March 21, 2024

guilty bread

A dish to be served only to those willing to break the sacred pinky promise

Oh look she’s had another guilty bread, mother will not be pleased!

by Father Doo May 19, 2018

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised June 4, 2025

guilty as diddy

when you know you did something but they cant prove it

Dylan: Commits murder with no cameras around

Dylan talking to his lawyer: "Im as guilty as diddy 😂"

Lawyer: "Damn right!"

by MeowzerDefinitions July 7, 2025

Guilty

No, I reject that entirely.

Hym "No. I reject that by virtue of DESCRIBING THE THING THAT IS HAPPENING TO ME, I am somehow liable for the fall out. I outlined the problem and created a solution for you. You didn't want to do it because YOU didn't want me to gain materially and now you're MOTIVATION POLICING. That is YOUR FAULT. YOURS, fuck-face. You didn't want to do the thing so that is the byproduct of YOU not doing the solution that was presented to YOU. I'm in a blackbox and have NO CONTROL over anything that is happening outside of the COMMUNALLY IMPOSED SELF-REFERENCIAL ECHO-CHAMBER I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN TRAPPED IN FOR YEARS. So, no. Fuck you you piece of shit. Open the cage or I'll drag your bitch ass straight to hell with me. I'm not guilty of anything here."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2024