Glasses Butter

That greasy fingerprint on the lens of your glasses, left on there by either yourself as a mistake, or some dickish kid who knows how to piss you off. It can't be wiped away, and just spreads if you try to do so. You'll most likely have to deal with it for a while and it gets more irritating the longer it's there.

Jeremy put Glasses Butter on my lens after eating some Cheetos and it's never going away. Ever.

by Bill "Bill" Billson July 27, 2016

glasper

Anyone that is awesome enough to be apart of this family and hold this surname you are the best ever in bed and Kicks ass if needed.

Glaspers are awesome

by J'seanisthebest March 16, 2017

glassterbate

To masterbate using glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is make a mess in the kitchen and glassterbate.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

glassterbate

To masterbate using a glass object.

After watching 'one guy one jar' all I want to do is glassterbate and leave a mess on the kitchen floor.

by Ranchgirls July 26, 2023

Sundown glasses

Silver aviator sunglasses named after the only black fighter pilot in Top Gun. Named after his call sign, Sundown, since all the white fighter pilots had gold aviator sunglasses and he was the only pilot with the silver ones.

Guy 1: Where did you get those Sundown glasses?
Guy 2: Found them online, the gold aviators make my face look fat.
Guy 1: Yeah, it's the gold aviators, fat boy.

by BeffyJ July 7, 2009

Creep Glasses

Sunglasses that you wear in public so people don't notice you staring at them.

I was at the mall and I saw this really cute boy/girl at the table in front of me, I couldn't let them notice that's why I brought my creep glasses just in case.

by Ohlalalalalala February 28, 2015

rosy glasses

Seeing only the good in someone because you are infatuated with them.

Sammy admired the jerk Derrick, and only saw his amazing smile. She had rosy glasses on!

by Alienadvocate May 9, 2015