Xiao Gan, a.k.a Aaron Chuang, a person who is super annoying, "dry", and extremely awkward.
If you don't want to get kicked out of the room then don't be a Xiao Gan.
by Xiao Gan #3 May 20, 2020
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References Adam Levine giving another man androgynous fellatio while maintaining an acne free face
Mick Jagger infamously caught gan changing David Bowie which is why, to this day, people say the best thing that ever came in or out of his mouth was some Bowester.
by simonoslaughter April 6, 2017
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Cally Gan is as cute as a pixie
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What the CCP used to force feed John Cena while recording in a concentration camp.
John Cena:" I already sang the fuckin national anthem now what u want"
Soldier:" Now u take this rat poison and tell the world how good it is"
John Cena:" wtf is lou gan ma?"
Soldier:" it is a mix of rat piss, fired horse cock and your family"
John Cena:"Like shit im eatin this"
Soldier:"Just record u eatin and u get the 20k is ez, chau ni ma"
by Jow Bidan May 4, 2021
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