Friendzoned

When you are obsessed with a girl you have no chance with, and the girl does not even wanna be in the same room as you, but to not hurt your feelings she says she only likes you as a friend.

“Yoo sohaib got friendzoned

by fatma for the third time”
“Ikr what a looser”

by Powerness February 11, 2019

Bridging the Friendzone Gap

(noun) the act of removing a person from the "friend-zone" in recognition of his/her possible relationship value. This is the transfer of "just friends"-people who are excluded from emotional and sexual interest, despite personality and physical attractiveness- into the status of "possibilities", or potential partners. Happens very often in movies and cliche stories, but very sparsely in life. (inf) to bridge the Friendzone Gap.

Ramie: Do you think she's pretty?

Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.

Ramie: But you don't like her?

Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.

Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?

Rupert: No.

by Brim-Dog-Millionaire June 9, 2012

gay friendzoned

When not only are you put in the friendzone, you're put in the 'you're basically my gay best friend' zone. Less than like a sister (when you're a guy) zone but more than the like a brother zone.

"Hey, bro, did you get it in?"
"Aw, man, didn't you hear? He's been gay friendzoned."

by catttttttttttttt September 6, 2013

friendzone

When a jerk with an overinflated sense of entitlement who thinks that respecting a woman gives him the right to make romantic or sexual demands of her gets his poor little feelings hurt because the woman he wants to date/romance/bone exercises HER right not to want to date/romance/bone him in return.

"You know, I thought John was a great guy until he started acting like I OWED him for being nice to me, and whined about how I'm an 'ungrateful bitch' because I put him in the 'friendzone.'"

by niceguysareamyth February 17, 2012

Friendzone

The Ninth layer of hell mostly overrun with guys. some girls maybe in there as well but it is a rare case. There is no way out other than pure skill and luck. Its kind of like winning a game of Uno, but the win loss ratio is 1-1000000000000. Many enter but few will escape.

Example 1:
Chaz: I Love you and I want to be more than friends
Amanda: I don't want to ruin out relationship we have right now though... Is that ok?
Chaz: Friendzoned again....

Example 2:
Amanda: I love you and I want to be more than friends...
Chaz: Meh I'll think about it...
Amanda: Damn... Friendzoned again...

Example of Escape:
Chaz or Amanda: I can't take this anymore. I have been so nice to you for these years! I saved your mothers life, cured cancer and caused the end to wars! I love you and I need you!
Chaz or Amanda: Oh... now that I realized this... I LOVE YOU TO!

Then they have sex...

by Chaosbeast11 March 10, 2014

friendaholic

anyone who continues to amass friend counts on apps such as fb or twitter. sucking them dry for about a months time before completely forgetting they exist.

that rhonda, she left me high and dry on fb. her friendaholic nature led her to greener personality pastures.

by wamazon February 27, 2011

Friendator

Nickname for the Predator that gets all friendly with the black girl in the film Alien vs Predator.

Matt: "Oh boy, Friendators sure are scary. I hope one doesn't give me some presents and run away from explosions with me in slow motion like we're best fucking friends on Baywatch."

Jeff: "Jealous?"

by Jeffklein December 31, 2005