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Freshman Slayer 

A guy named Michael who was able to finness his way to a 12 year olds heart for his whole sophomore year.
- "hes lean, hes mean, his girlfriend is 13, Michael "The Freshman Slayer" Webb!!!

- His GPA is Stressin, Hes 5 foot 11, His girlfriend was born in 2007

- His first name in michael, his punches are genocidal, his girlfriend just hit her first menstral cycle.

- He pulls the freshman in union, your crusin for a brusin, his girlfriend just got her first communion

MICHAEL 'THE FRESHMAN SLAYER" WEBBBBBBBBBBBBB!!!!!!!

Freshman Year of Real Life 

The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot
Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"

freshman count 

The number of times a Freshman hooks up in their first year of post secondary education.
Caroline has a high freshman count at brock university.
freshman count by qjoe12 November 8, 2015

Freshman 15 Challenge 

A challenge to have sex with 15 people during your freshman year at college or university. Inspired by the animated webshow 'Dick Figures'.
DYLAN: Yo Lewis, did you hear about Robin?
LEWIS: No, what about him?
DYLAN: He did the freshman 15 challenge! The madman really did it!
Freshman 15 Challenge by slimeshady September 2, 2019

freshman girls

New girls on the high school campus. These girls are so naive and horny, they'll basically do anything. Once they've entered high school, there's no turning back.
The sudden overwhelm of being in a new school with older, cooler people has made them want attention. To do this, they begin going to parties, hooking up with older guys, drinking, smoking, and having many sexual escapades. The skeevy seniors tend to go for these girls, as it is rather easy.
With all the new excitement, their grades begin to plummet, ruining their GPA for what may be the rest of their high school careers.
These girls tend to have bad reputations, some for the rest of their high school careers. Sad that they sometimes don't know any better.
*group of freshman girls pass by*

*freshman girls pass by*
Skeevy Senior 1: Wow, who were those girls? They're hot!
Skeevy Senior 2: I think they're freshman girls man.
Skeevy Senior 1: Damn! This will be easy!
*boys run over and begin talking to them*
freshman girls by somebitch3 June 16, 2011

Freshman 15 

Another name for the college freshman class; given to the freshman class because in the first year of college, students will usually eat more than usual and not exercise as much, thus gaining weight (usually about 15 pounds)
Sophmore: I just joined the gym... I have to try to work off the Freshman 15.
Freshman 15 by hotgreen14 July 3, 2009