A self-proclaimed "Reverend" who is the patriarch of a family in inbred dolts who call themselves "The Westboro Baptist Church." They protest at funerals of gay people, solidiers, and celebrities, claiming that the decesed his rotting in hell, and was a "fag". Their aim is to destroy the first amendment by taking it to such an ugly extreme, and to destroy people's view of religeon/church/God/etc.
In 1929, Fred Phelps' mom sodomized her brother (Fred's dad) with a strapon dildo. Nine months later, he took a shit and forgot to flush, they named it "Fred Phelps".
Why dosn't Fred Phelps hurry up and die. I'm anxious to protest at his funeral.
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Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.
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Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?
Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!
Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.
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Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?
Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!
Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.
Me: daMN
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