Freezing Chicken

the act of shitting in a plastic bag and freezing it with hydrogen, then fashioning it into the shape of a dick and violently penetrating random old men's assholes in a convenience store while staring at the camera and clucking like a chicken.

Greg: "Dayum George, I saw you on the news doing a Freezing chicken on Carl, it was brutal"
George: "Whadyatalkinabeet"

by IAmYourFada August 1, 2014

Freezing Asset Rich

Being wealthy enough to have the US government freeze your assets

I don't want to be just rich. I want to be freezing asset rich

by johnself April 28, 2014

Freezing hot

When you cold on the inside, but hot on the outside do to fever or other illness.

The worst part about having the flu is being freezing hot because I can't make up my mind between the heater or the air conditioner

by LaurdaT January 18, 2015

Freezing me chops off

feeling really cold. Needing to get warm. At wits end with how cold you are feeling. Aussie slang

Bob said to Harry whilst they were making a fire in the cold mountain terrain "geez Harry I'm freezing me chops off"

by empresshearts June 3, 2016

Freeming

To jerk off to furry porn and cum into a bowl, then stick the bowl into a freezer to then drink it for later, or make your friends drink it.

Hey Jimmy, I was freeming all night on Megan, what about you?

by Freeming January 26, 2018

Freeming

To jerk of to furry porn, to then cum in a bowl. That bowl is stuck into the fridge for later use.

Nick Cage was once caught freeming while on vacation.

by Freeming January 26, 2018

Freeling

just. stop. There is literally no point going here unless you have a sport to play for a day. Their sports teams are disgustingly bad.

Guy 1: Ayo, man have you guys played against Freeling yet?
Guy 2: Nah, expecting an easy w though.
Guy 1: Sucks that it is an away game, probably the max amount of people that have been to Freeling before lol.
Guy 2: Not wrong, the town is shit.

by DXL ZOID July 3, 2019