Posters at conservative website www.freerepublic.com who demonstrate their stunning grasp of wold events daily by reposting e-mailed prayers, dictates from the Presidential Prayer Team, urban legend spam e-mail, and making stupefyingly narrow minded commentary on the place of the USA in the greater world. Freepers away from their keyboard can often be found at gun shows, tractor pulls, bowling alleys, and drinking Mad Dog 20-20 in church dumpsters.
Freeper children are colloqially referred to as "Freeplings" and often spring from different fathers. Freeplings can be discovered in public schools when they unmask by challenging their biology teacher to a debate about Charles Darwin and Evolutionary Theory, two subjects to which they have never been exposed.
Freepers pride themselves on their inability to grasp scientific, mathematical, language learning, or basic dental hygene. Freepers commonly believe that the bible was written in English, that Benjamin Franklin was a Chinese transsexual, that The Confederacy triumphed during the Civil War, and toothbrushes are the implements of a Satanic Communist plot spurred on by the Cavity Creeps
Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.
Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.
Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs.
Freepers thrive under the misconception that President Bush would like to share a warm Strohs beer and some Buffalo wings with them. They also believe President Bush is infallable, can heal the sick, and were it not for those meddling demoncrats have already thrown the UN out of New York, invaded every other country on Earth to seed democracy, and lowered their taxes such that they could finally pay off their 1984 Chevy Custom Deluxe pickup.
Freeper children are colloqially referred to as "Freeplings" and often spring from different fathers. Freeplings can be discovered in public schools when they unmask by challenging their biology teacher to a debate about Charles Darwin and Evolutionary Theory, two subjects to which they have never been exposed.
Freepers pride themselves on their inability to grasp scientific, mathematical, language learning, or basic dental hygene. Freepers commonly believe that the bible was written in English, that Benjamin Franklin was a Chinese transsexual, that The Confederacy triumphed during the Civil War, and toothbrushes are the implements of a Satanic Communist plot spurred on by the Cavity Creeps
Freeper males can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes.
Freeper females can be distinguished by their baseball hats, chewing tobacco stained beards, and low wage jobs. They also maintain a persistant odor of cheap scotch and generic cigarettes. Freeper females enter breeding age at 12 and often begin reproducing within their family unit at 13.
Many Freeplings are crosseyed hemophiliacs.
Freepers thrive under the misconception that President Bush would like to share a warm Strohs beer and some Buffalo wings with them. They also believe President Bush is infallable, can heal the sick, and were it not for those meddling demoncrats have already thrown the UN out of New York, invaded every other country on Earth to seed democracy, and lowered their taxes such that they could finally pay off their 1984 Chevy Custom Deluxe pickup.
by BigMcLargehuge October 25, 2006
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Lead by king nutcase Jim Robinson, also known as Rimjob, these bizarre freaks spend their days franticly masterbating over pictures of Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, and their Bush Christ, and spewing the daily talking points from the Reich Wing.
Most FREEPERS seem to believe that their King, Dumbya the 1st, walks on water, heals the sick, brings sight to the blind, and truly is the Son of God (Funny, I didn't know God had retarded offspring)
Lead by king nutcase Jim Robinson, also known as Rimjob, these bizarre freaks spend their days franticly masterbating over pictures of Reagan, Rush Limbaugh, and their Bush Christ, and spewing the daily talking points from the Reich Wing.
Most FREEPERS seem to believe that their King, Dumbya the 1st, walks on water, heals the sick, brings sight to the blind, and truly is the Son of God (Funny, I didn't know God had retarded offspring)
by Hugh Jorgen II May 25, 2006
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Such as in the case of a gay guy who likes a straight guy, or a guy who likes a girl and just wants to please them by giving head or eating them out respectively
Such as in the case of a gay guy who likes a straight guy, or a guy who likes a girl and just wants to please them by giving head or eating them out respectively
Gay Guy- I know you arent into this sort of thing but can i give you a freebie?
Straight Guy- Dude thats gross, but its been awhile since i got laid so just dont tell anyone.
Guy- AYO GIRL...WANT A FREEBIE?
Girl- I don't know. What if my boyfriend finds out.
Guy- Then I'll give him one too!
Straight Guy- Dude thats gross, but its been awhile since i got laid so just dont tell anyone.
Guy- AYO GIRL...WANT A FREEBIE?
Girl- I don't know. What if my boyfriend finds out.
Guy- Then I'll give him one too!
by GreyWolf13 September 12, 2009
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1. Dude I just check the thermostat... ITS FREEZING BALL SACKS OUT SIDE!
2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!
3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
2. And for the forecast this week, it looks like snow with a 98% chance of FREEZING BALL SACKS!
3. I feel bad that Jonny died.... Yeah, Freezing ball sacks really is the worst way to go...
by Voltronn October 21, 2010
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Get the freezin' balls mug.Someone who is paid to endlessly post talking points, rhetoric, and propaganda to internet forums and blogs. Because the right-wing is more organized, freepers almost always espouse a right-wing neocon perspective. Also, freepers will almost always mindlessly defend the "moron-in-chief" even when it is clearly unwarrranted. The word "freeper" is derived from the term for users of the ultra-right-wing freerepublic.com website.
The freeper made numerous posts defending the sham "president", but was unwilling to admit that he was being paid so that people would think that his opined views were sincere.
by Der Fuhrer Beelzebush October 22, 2006
Get the freeper mug.Freezing is a manhwa currently being released on a bi-monthly basis in Japan's Comic Valkyrie magazine. It is written by Korean author Dall-Young Lim and illustrated by Kwang-Hyun Kim. The premise (nominally) centers on humanity's efforts to combat alien invaders from another dimension by creating female warriors known as Pandora and pairing them with male Limiter partners (as if the intent of this wasn't obvious enough).
Freezing is considered by many not just the Outskirts battle dome to be made of fail. This is mainly due to heavy amounts of fan service, lack of very original or deep characters, and other nonsensical mediocrities that crop up on many occasions in the manhwa. Seriously its godawful, like a more "ecchi" version of Claymore, while it almost parodies itself by trying to be serious with its uh, plot.
Yes this definition is rippoff from the mentioned wiki because it's that bad and only a fan boy in denial would disagree.
Freezing is considered by many not just the Outskirts battle dome to be made of fail. This is mainly due to heavy amounts of fan service, lack of very original or deep characters, and other nonsensical mediocrities that crop up on many occasions in the manhwa. Seriously its godawful, like a more "ecchi" version of Claymore, while it almost parodies itself by trying to be serious with its uh, plot.
Yes this definition is rippoff from the mentioned wiki because it's that bad and only a fan boy in denial would disagree.
"Freezing is a blatant ripoff of superior anime, such as Claymore, Sekirei, and Mai-Otome. But is Made of fail compared to any of them"
by Burn Mar-a-Lago August 12, 2012
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