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freepie

A hippie who's always looking for free stuff by any means.

Asking or taking, all is fair to them, they feel they are owed the world.
A freepie has a "better than thou" attitude but is constantly seeking validation. They take what is not theirs to make themselves feel better.
by C-bang April 8, 2014
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Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.
1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

Verb
Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.
by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017
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freebie list

A list of 5 celebrities who, should the opportunity arise, one is allowed to sleep with without it being considered as cheating by your significant other.

The concept was made popular in the Friends episode 'The One with Frank Jr.'.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?

Monica: No, but he told me he thinks you're a fox.

Chandler: All right, Janice likes him. In fact, she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.

Joey: Her what?

Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can’t get mad.

Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
by QuadrivialMind May 27, 2008
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methane freebie

A coolidiculous and/or offensive term for a very public, very powerful and very smelly fart.
Shame on you if you know how to release a methane freebie in public, especially at the dinner table.
by Sexydimma October 30, 2014
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Italian Chocolate Freezie

The act of having nutella licked off of your nuts while having your nipples rubbed with ice cubes.
Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
by heyitsthomas2013 May 18, 2014
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freebies

when you get something for free
could be aything from a sample of shampoo to sweets sweetcollect music or anything at all.
one good source of free stuff is www.talkfreebies.com
by MrW January 18, 2005
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Freezie

A cold treat akin to a popsicle. Freezies are made of a slushie-like juice that has been frozen in a long plastic wrapping. They come in many sizes, such as "jumbo," and the most popular brand in Canada bear(ed) the Mr. Freeze (pronounced "Free-zee") label.

Often, the best part about eating a Freezie was tipping the package upside-down and drinking the melted juice that was left at the bottom, when you'd finished eating the frozen part.
You could get a jumbo Freezie for, like, 50 cents at the ball park when I was a kid.
by Time4SumAksion October 10, 2005
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