feels bad, man

what it feels like.

the opposite of feels good man. instead of waking up next to that beautiful woman you took home last night, you wake up in a stable with a sore ass. feels bad, man.

by goddard. December 1, 2010

Freelance Police

A team (preferably a duo) hired by a police commissioner (preferably not seen) to take on cases and jobs (preferably none anyone in their right mind would do) for a meager wage (preferably in Hostess snack food and non-bootleg corndogs).

Only wisecracking overzealous crime stoppers fill this job. They are found loitering near convenience stores, have wanton disregard to the rules of the road, and take random things as "evidence". Cases handed to them always get done, but probably not in a way people expect them to be solved.

Person 1: Did you know Freelance Police curse in long hand?

Person 2: Well, semicolon apostrophe hyphen comma good for them!

by 50-Foot Cockroach September 3, 2011

I feel ya

I understand and relate to your circumstance. Empathize.

Wife says "Dinner was hot on the table 30 minutes ago, but my husband is still watching the ball game and it is getting cold."
Wife's friend replies "I feel ya".

by shememyus December 28, 2013

feelings mutual

When you have the same feeling about someone as they have towards you.

My girlfriend hated my ex, and the feelings mutual.

by Tajayhb December 18, 2017

Feelien

a feeling that is completely alien

Being loved like this is feelien to me

by BaQPanal September 27, 2020

Feeling dangerous

Used to describe someone who's feeling confident or more willing to take risks. Can also ironically describe a mundane activity as brave

Brad was feeling dangerous, so he backflipped and broke his spine

by CrisisMode October 4, 2021

Mark Feely

The new Gary Glitter or Jimmy Savile!

Mark Feely was asking my friend for nudes, I’m not even joking!

by RainyRose April 28, 2020