WHEN THE SUDDEN URGE TO PURGE YOUR BOWELS HITS YOU....WHEN YOUR SPHINTER MUSCLE STARTS TO QUIVER WITH INTENSE PAIN....YOU BREAK OUT IN A COLD SWEAT AS YOU CAN NO LONGER BARE THE INCREASING INTENSITY OF YOUR VIOLENT RECTAL SPASMS. YOU ARE IN COMPLETE PANIC MODE, DESPERATLEY PRAYING TO FIND THE "THRONE OF RELIEF". MUCH TO YOUR EMBARRASSMENT, YOU DON'T ALWAYS MAKE IT ON TIME & YOU HAVE AN ASS-PLOSION ALL OVER YOURSELF, YOUR CLOTHS, SHOES, CAR SEAT, BIKE SEAT, MAYBE EVEN YOUR NEIGHBORS COUCH OR LAWN FURNITURE. THIS SYDROME IS OFTEN EXHAUSTING & VERY UNPREDICTABLE.
When you are driving & get an Explosive ass sydrome attack, so you drive standing up to avoid contact w/ your cloth car seats.
by COUGAR01 March 3, 2011
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Jack (1st text on February 8th) - Where the hell did you get to at the weekend, we all had a wicked time :-)
Tom (1st text) - Sorry mate had no money, last month was an Expensive month. :-(
Jack (2nd text) - We all had way too much to drink, and I slept with your x :-O{
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Tom (1st text) - Sorry mate had no money, last month was an Expensive month. :-(
Jack (2nd text) - We all had way too much to drink, and I slept with your x :-O{
Tom (No 2nd text)
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Origin: A combination word of the word "extensive" and "expensive"
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