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exhaustion event horizon

n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs
Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
by FoxHart October 21, 2010
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Exhausted

Being very tired.
Damn, after squatting while T-posing for two hours straight, I am truly exhausted.
by /r/dankmark user June 2, 2018
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Musician's Exhaustion

A feeling caused by a long or intense session of performing music. Often times, those who are musically exhausted want nothing to do with music for a day or so. Commonly occurs after one's band/choir performance.
First Trumpet: "I swear if the director makes us play tomorrow I'm gonna lose it.
Second Trumpet: "Fuck that dude I'm absolutely suffering from Musician's Exhaustion right now. I ain't having Mr. Dick's shit either."
by Xioxwolf November 27, 2016
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Lube Tech Exhaust System

When broke ass lube technicians own a car worth $1000 or less and decides to install a cat back exhaust system and it sounds like a bunch of garbage rattling around in a coffee can. It’s a must have for lube technicians to be able to socialize with other lube technicians.
Good god can you hear that shitbox coming down the street Steve? Sounds like a fucked up weedwacker.

Steve: Sure can! It’s those fucking lube technicians thinking they have a Lamborghini or some shit. Those worthless bitches put the lube tech exhaust system on their cars.
by Spoonyt69 March 23, 2022
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exhausted mine

The place where you ascend to heaven by using a ritual of which you lose your keys of life
bra, im so high i almost thought i had an exhausted mine
by nir5117 February 6, 2018
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Exhaust Hole

Exhaust Hole (noun): A driver who deliberately modifies their vehicle’s exhaust system to be as loud and disruptive as possible, often for attention or to annoy others. They frequently drive vehicles with lifted suspensions or excessively wide, protruding wheels, compensating for something—often in direct inverse proportion to certain anatomical shortcomings
Two girls standing on the sidewalk as a deafening truck with a massive lift kit and obnoxiously wide wheels roars past, rattling windows.

👩 🦰: "Ugh, another Exhaust Hole. Do they think that noise is attractive?"
👩 🦱: "I guess when your exhaust is that loud, you have to make up for something."
👩 🦰: "Yeah, and judging by those wheels, there's not much to work with." 😏
by Isolde Valencié March 26, 2025
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Vape exhaust

Fumes that is exhaled when a person vapes.
“Keep your vape exhaust out of my air space, please.”
by Algae66 December 26, 2022
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