Someone who believes trees have more rights than people. Also believes we should save the rainforest because it has pretty colorful plants and animals that no one gives a shit about.
Environmentalist to homeless person: Get out of the way human scum, you're ruining the precious environment!
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.
Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
Me: Fuck you, you fucking faggot. Fuck the rainforest and fuck you too, bitch.
Environmentalist: Save the rainforest!
Me: No. Fuck you. We don't even need the god damn rainforest. Most of our oxygen comes from microorgansims living in the open-sea, trees contribute very little in fact. For every cure the rainforest provides, there are five more diseases you can get. Eat my shit, asshole.
by SatanChrist May 23, 2005
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An individual who lives in the Eastern US, who thinks he is helping to stop the evil developers from paving over our national parks, but is actually supporting restricting access to vast portions of the West to a few hardy individualls willing to hike in 20 miles with a backpack.
An individual who lives in the Eastern US, who thinks he is helping to stop the evil developers from paving over our national parks, but is actually supporting restricting access to vast portions of the West to a few hardy individualls willing to hike in 20 miles with a backpack.
I used to love going there on vacation, but because of the environmentalists, I can't get there anymore!
by Dasnasdi August 29, 2003
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Get the Environmentalize mug.An envirnonmentalist is someone who thinks they're caring for the environment but in fact just comes over as mental and causes more problems and greater energy expenditure.
People who evoke such stupidness are mental!
People who evoke such stupidness are mental!
Let's have an earth hour at a non earth hour time... so as we can all sit in the office in the dark and strain our eyes. Everyone will think we're great and doing something good.
Everyone else in the office in fact thinks they're crazy and doing more harm than good in turning on and off lights that were performing optimally... therefore everyone in the office feels that they are Envirnonmentalists.
Everyone else in the office in fact thinks they're crazy and doing more harm than good in turning on and off lights that were performing optimally... therefore everyone in the office feels that they are Envirnonmentalists.
by The crafty cockney March 25, 2010
Get the envirnonmentalist mug.since the environmentalist democrats subsidized corn for ethanol fuel (which takes much more energy than oil), farmers now grow corn to sell as fuel instead of food and also won't grow other crops. the environmentalists also won't let us drill in alaska when it's rich in oil.
fuck environmentalists.
fuck environmentalists.
by david smith, jr. April 29, 2008
Get the environmentalist mug.Hippies who make love to trees in an attempt to stop the expansion of Stansted Airport. They try to stop it from becoming the biggest airport in the world, what we really need. They should be gassed.
by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003
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The Knoll is a good Envirment, but if you're new to this Envirment, it may take some getting used to.
The Knoll is a good Envirment, but if you're new to this Envirment, it may take some getting used to.
by CJ OMNOMNOM October 18, 2008
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