Esoteric Language

A programming language designed as a joke or a way to frustrate programmers as they try to figure out what the fuck they're doing with their lives.

Ben Olmstead:"Hey, A! I just made an esoteric language to frustrate you since I know you love programming!"
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."

by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 2, 2017

ESOB

East Side Of Bangerter; where Polys in Utah live and swear they gang-bang.

Sione - "Dis ESOB cuh"

Mom - "Hey, come here and do your chores 'for I slap you"

by wwwaaavvyyyy October 31, 2017

Esoteric

Esoteric means any information that is uncommon, or only known by a few.

Have you ever visited Get Esoterics website at getesoteric

by GetEsoteric April 4, 2019

esoterotica

Any and all tangible testament to the other-than-this-world experience. The primal Source written or spoken. Chewing gum for the mind/body.

The path of the free is littered with the detritus of esoterotica. Know acception.

by Heyokavadhuta October 1, 2019

Esobe

Comes from "Apes Obey", used by soldiers/masters in British-colonised parts of Africa as a command for African workers to work. The words got distorted to "Esobe" by African workers in early colonial days and has since used.

Note : No racism intended in writing the definition.

Group of some racist Brit trolls : Time to work, apes. Apes obey!
African workers : YES-SER, ESOBE!

by Shiine-1 April 23, 2023

grab esophagus day

May 12th is the day you grab someone’s esophagus

Today imma go grab some esophagus because may 12th is grab esophagus day!

by camicakesthot May 7, 2019

Logical Esotericism

Logical Esotericism, also Rational Esotericism, Logical Spiritualism, Rational Spiritualism, Logical Occultism or Rational Occultism, is a esoteric branch that advocates a logical/rational approach on esotericism, occultism and spiritualism, literally to what happens with Logical Supernaturalism, but focused on spirituality, esoterics and occultism instead of just supernaturality as logical supernaturalism does, logical esotericism and logical supernaturalism are considered to be, in practice, the same thing but with different focuses and goals. Logical esotericism also believes things related to esoterics and supernaturality should be treated as philosophical themes that should be discussed such as everything that exist in extraphysical/metaphysical level should also be considered on philosophical discussions.

"Logical Esotericism is an interesting apprach on esoteric themes, it might be really useful to adapt absurdism, existentialism, nihilism and several other philosophical currents and theories to esoterics and create their own esoteric versions. Futhermore, logical esotericism might be really useful to understand esoterics, supernaturality, spirituality and extraphysics as an extension and part of the existence as well."

by Full Monteirism April 3, 2021