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esouphopus 

when a male sticks the female breasts down his esouphagus and then she lactates and then he spits the milk into her kuchie snorcher...
esouphopus me now

want to esouphopus

shut up and esouphopus me

esouphopus by exqueefme August 26, 2003
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esouphopus 

a dude licks the nipples hard, she ejaculates from the nip...he drinks it and blows chunks into her vaj, or one of another girls to drink next time hes down there
last night i had an esouphopus sandwich
esouphopus by twinkie sexer September 1, 2003
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esouphopus 

THANK YOU TO WHOEVER INVENTED THE ESPHOPUS!!! i did this last night to my girlfriend and she had the best orgasm ever she screamed so loud it almost broke my eardrums!
im going to esophopus kelly every night
esouphopus by hold on to my big penis September 15, 2003

esouphagus 

incorrect spelling of "esophagus"
person 1: I think I have something stuck in my esouphagus!

person 2: Do you mean "esophagus"? You can't even spell, I hope you die from that choking.
esouphagus by anonymous December 8, 2020

esouphagus 

incorrect spelling of "esophagus"
person 1: I think I have something stuck in my esouphagus!

person 2: Do you mean "esophagus"? You can't even spell, I hope you die from that choking.
esouphagus by anonymous December 8, 2020
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