The simplest computer program one could write.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.
Only prints to the screen "Hello World", but makes newbies feel like kings of the world.
A:"Dude, I just created a hello world program in BrainFuck all by myself!"
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"
//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.
B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller
B (sarcastic):"Oh, wow. You must feel like the king of the world."
A:"You have no idea. Check y=the code out!"
B:"fine"
//le code
++++++++++
>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-
>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.
+++.------.--------.>+.>.
B:"What the fuck am I looking at?"
B then went on to start worshiping Urban Müller
by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 02, 2017
A programming language designed as a joke or a way to frustrate programmers as they try to figure out what the fuck they're doing with their lives.
Ben Olmstead:"Hey, A! I just made an esoteric language to frustrate you since I know you love programming!"
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."
A:"Bring it on!"
Ben Olmstead brings out Malbolge
. . .
A:"I quit."
by Just_A_Guy_On_The_Internet March 02, 2017